I have opinions on matters of such things that need opinions to. I am 25. I don't like Beyonce's music, people who are proud to be obese, and mushrooms (not the trippy kind). I do like the Seahawks, Chipotle, and the oxford comma. I live in Seattle. I is Single. And ready to mingle.
Did anyone notice that one was a rabbit?
This
Prove it.
Im not crying. You’re crying.
Damn. I need to go to sleep
Meth miners and coal heads
Punch line
He’s just trying to catch some pussy - independent kitty
Jokes on you! I am gay
I was going to dump this dump with a downvote but then I read your comment. Fight the system!
I feel the same way about The Big Bang Theory
I was hoping for a funny kitty post but this is too cute. +1
I can guess that you’re a British woman from this dump
I thought that said “heavy dentistry” and freaked out for a second
Pretty expensive, homeless are everywhere. But nothing beats the goddamn scenery we have here
This is what the hallway to my apartment looks like after a night of drinking
Minimum changes with the rate of inflation in Washington state. Unfortunately, that’s not recognized everywhere.
Purrfectly
I raise a drink to that from the emerald city!
Also Zillow
I chuckled way too hard at that
Allergies
The ending is perfection
Read your god damn texts!!
Yes
Kevin
You obviously don't live in the west coast then
Just left Arizona for Seattle. I feel your pain. Well not anymore because it's motherfuckin nice over here.
The Comcast monopoly hits me pretty deep. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS!!
Luckily I already act gay! Every year!