My first year trying to have a backyard garden
Medium Dum(b)p of pun
Curated this parenting dump (30) to send to my wife.
In honor of aviation day, here are some pics!
"Patriots" be like...
"First of all, has anyone at Kroger heard of structural engineering?"
It's been a while since I've posted, here's a few recent photos of what I've been up to.
As a dad, who has their degree in math, I guess this makes me Emperor PAPAtine.
I... I don't wanna answer the door.
You son of a
MnM Battle Royale
I use to take my social freedoms for granted...
Mashed ?
Weird look to the sky photo
Whiskey is Coming
These comments are hilarious.
One of us! One of us! One of us!
What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
Hard work and dedication
When it's Friday the 13th...
"Stuff you'll never use in the real world" mini dump (31)
PSA: The 3 steps of July 29
50 First Saves
Waited my whole life to hear these words...
Frankenmato update.
Defense Mechanism
"After he was finished, the girl doubled the price and the cat in the hat thought that wasn't very nice. An argument ensued and soon you should see, that you don't F*** with the cat, the hat, or his money."
Bah...
Hmmmm well would ya look at that....
Ummmmm frankenmato?
MRW I realize game of thrones isn't coming back until next year.
GoT Finale Prediction (Spoiler... Kinda)
This frog is making a heart with his hands.
Ummmmm.... Thanks?
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I found this in a closet in Iraq.
T-Wrecks
How to: IMGUR July 29th
And business is good...
'Merica
It's the small things that I love.
Kids baking championship anyone?
Just received the custom Xbox One controller the wife got me.
It never pans out...
I've been doing it wrong this whole time?
Hmmm still can "see" me....
MFW when I bomb the new years performance and hope my career isn't ruined.
#EarthPorn
Leave it to Juan to live up to stereotypes...
Yesterday was my cake day, so here's the first GIF I favorited.
Lens flare today looks like celestial body
When they make Crystal Pepsi, but you want that 99.1% chemically pure Pepsi.
Turkey Creek, Panhandle FL
One Liner Dump: My list from 2016