AngelMace

9001 pts ยท August 25, 2018


Nothing like falling down the stairs, trying to get a grip on the rail and getting carpet burns on your hands...
But I like the idea of fun cat stuff

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Never let your goth in direct sunlight for long, it's not their natural habitat and can cause stress and adverse health conditions

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balance issues for me. I could be standing still, and sometimes I'll start to tip over for no reason. Doctors have no idea why. Could be an inner ear thing, could be a muscle thing. Good news is it's not neurological.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, I wish I could've had parents to lean on. People have no idea how helpful it is. It doesn't make you a failure or a slacker to save and figure things out. Life's too hard for that thinking.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$40,000 usd

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

40k in loans and a legal binding contract makes it a lot harder. I can't even step back.

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Nah, man. I get it. Sorry I bummed you out, I just didn't have any one else to tell tbh. I don't know if it's still a feature, but imgur blocks certain tags. Maybe you can block out the confession bear? Hope you have a better one dude.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a dog named Nova! <3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your dad wants to adopt some Internet strays, let us know. AND CHERISH THAT MAN

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I want to like them but I have such terrible luck with 3. I burn through the ink really fast, and I find that at least half of them will develop a 'stutter ' in the ink no matter what I do. Only half of what I write would end up with ink. It doesn't matter the writing surface or the paper

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what's worse than that? Showing up without your partner while your family rudely asks when you are "settling down and starting a family" and point out how old you're getting. Having to live with the lie and feeling like a fraud at the same time is more painful. Over time they will either understand (even if they don't fully accept) or they won't. Focus on yourself and people around you who actually do care about YOU. You can't change who you are but you can choose who is in your life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call the boss and say I'm not going in. My phone rings. I'm the boss. And also I have to still go in. I'm a jerk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to watch this 3 times to find out it was not made of cheese

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought the opposite. Not enough fat, I think it'll be too tough. All parts are going to be stew meat

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My boobs are the first things to go when I lose weight. They are fat though, and when you lose weight, it's from your whole body. Just get some new cute push ups

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look on places like Facebook marketplace for fridges and look at any local upcycle stores like the ReStore that do donated home supplies like light fixtures, cabnets, etc. Got things for really cheap both places and have been fixing up my house one project at a time

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it stings, happens to me most years. It's not that they don't care, people's lives just get busy the older you get and most will start forgetting the date. At some point when you are ready, talk about it if it bothers you. If they care, they will make more of an effort next year. Happy Birthday OP

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy who worked with the penguins at the zoo, dude would always have bruises on him. He used to call them "bitey little a--holes"

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Interesting idea. The abdomen should be some garlic bread lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dated a dude for 7 months and I really liked him but he didn't make a lot of time for me and had weird excuses not to hang out. He broke it off very suddenly one day. Didn't find out until 2 years later it was because I was a side chick the whole time. Sometimes you just don't know they are hoes.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Marry her again!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It goes both ways, my husband is the attractive one and I'm the haggard forest witch. Score for me, though.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 I will never be able to afford one of those steaks in this lifetime (probably the next one too) and that's what they did to it?! That's enough Internet for today, I'm going to go take a nap.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know furniture delivery guys, and they are usually paid by the truck. It's not their job to force something and break stuff. You're right.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

Turns out, he was a ho and had another girl he did the same thing to. I couldn't even acknowledge he was my partner, that's not private

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had an ex who refused to post anything about me on FB because he wanted to keep us "private". Got mad if I even tagged him in anything. >

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taxes and health insurance take a lot. Me and my dude make that between both of us, and an average mortgage is now $3k for my area

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I know he's a keeper :)

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Something wholesome: I showed this to my bf and he said "that's funny, but I like how they genuinely look happy"

3 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 6