AndroidEngineer

4736 pts ยท July 25, 2016


This is exactly what you would need when stranded on an island. Just carry it wherever you go just in case.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mel wins, hands down

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

During Halloween apparently.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@ShradersOfTheLostArk Glad you liked the gift! I hope you don't already have that hat... I thought that black on black was pretty awesome!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had triplets going for our second child. There was a time my wife and I slept like 10 min. .. seriously. I was like dead for a year.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1, have nice wood floors.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penis with man hands, got it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't disagree.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1, be attractive.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You need better dildos, is my guess.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

He only goes out in the dark.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have 4 kids, I do this every other day and repeat. It never ends!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean we were trying for our second... So we have four kids.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I found out together about triplets, we were going for 2 babies. I didn't talk for 15 min from shock. 6 yes later, aged 20yrs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trademark infringement, you are right. Unless they give permission it is against the law. Most printers won't print logos unless you own it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This green house costs more than my house. Wtf.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Splattergoat ...that's copyright infringement. I don't care but Tesla might.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Welp, always use dildos, plugs, etc that have a nice set of balls!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting for mine ?. ...happy for you though!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this is a good way to get cut in half.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 30k

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does the flag say?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the wolf fucked a dog? Did the dog have a choice?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the car commercials were like this they would sell a lot more.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First picture, Jimmy Fallon on the left? Maybe, maybe not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if I write that code!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Believe me I know. I couldn't edit the post. I'm a boob. It was a typo. ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's terrible

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0