143978 pts ยท July 21, 2020
By night overworked exhausted retail worker. By day a vampire who will only come out for very special day walkers.
Wish my brother had been cool instead of a giant douchebag
Fuck that hurts... because we so fucking would, damn my country sucks.
My dad is a dumbass that thinks he needs 15 assault rifles but universal healthcare is some commie BS. Use to think he was so smart.
Cats are liquid so they gotta spread out
Your cat is beautiful regardless of what it rolls for intelligence.
I'm sorry for your loss
I'm sorry I killed all those industries, sorry that I'm not paid well enough to complete the consumer cycle of American capitalism.
You've already seen far worse, you can do this, I believe in you!
This fucking hurts... just got done dealing with some transphobic people at work and this just the kind of asinine logic they use.
They really are, you shouldn't let your cat outside alone, they can wreck havoc on local bird populations
sad, but also very wholesome
I can't imagine any reason for this except being owned by the Kremlin
Fuck off what that kind of logic, your bible would be more useful as a tender for a fire than actually reading it.
Welp, this is just the beginning of the end so enjoy how cool it is now.
Grab a brush and put a little make-upHide the scars to fade away the shake-up(Hide the scars to fade away the...)Why'd you leave the keys
Ow
I like this.
She can fuck off, I would of walked away from her and ignored anything she said
Bunnies! Fighting bunnies!! Even better
Same, reincarnate me now please
#11 Non-native English speakers I'm very sorry, remember English is just like five raccoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be a person.
You can call me all sorts of names, negotiated of course. Some degradation play can be really fun.
Hell yeah, take care of the beautiful kitty!
Give lots of love and hugs
This is how I feel about not being around my parents
Her*
Nice, what I was thinking
Wish my brother had been cool instead of a giant douchebag
Fuck that hurts... because we so fucking would, damn my country sucks.
My dad is a dumbass that thinks he needs 15 assault rifles but universal healthcare is some commie BS. Use to think he was so smart.
Cats are liquid so they gotta spread out
Your cat is beautiful regardless of what it rolls for intelligence.
I'm sorry I killed all those industries, sorry that I'm not paid well enough to complete the consumer cycle of American capitalism.
You've already seen far worse, you can do this, I believe in you!
This fucking hurts... just got done dealing with some transphobic people at work and this just the kind of asinine logic they use.
They really are, you shouldn't let your cat outside alone, they can wreck havoc on local bird populations
I can't imagine any reason for this except being owned by the Kremlin
Fuck off what that kind of logic, your bible would be more useful as a tender for a fire than actually reading it.
Welp, this is just the beginning of the end so enjoy how cool it is now.
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
(Hide the scars to fade away the...)
Why'd you leave the keys
Ow
I like this.
She can fuck off, I would of walked away from her and ignored anything she said
Bunnies! Fighting bunnies!! Even better
Same, reincarnate me now please
#11 Non-native English speakers I'm very sorry, remember English is just like five raccoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be a person.
You can call me all sorts of names, negotiated of course. Some degradation play can be really fun.
Give lots of love and hugs
This is how I feel about not being around my parents
Her*
Nice, what I was thinking