Tell me about your problems, or don't. It doesn't matter to me, but sometimes it helps to talk to someone who has no bearing on your life choices. You won't get this to the front page so don't even try; but if you do manage it somehow then ill do a printed tee shirt for you, of my own choosing of course. I’ll also throw in the craziest dental stories from my time in the military, and trust me, they’re fucked up. Fair thee well, hoes of Imgur. Except you, AbortedFetusNecrophiliac; you are a fucking whore. The best fucking whore there is, makes all the other whores feel like unwanted shit. But you also a bitch. The bitchest of alllllll bitches. Survived the YouTube crash of 2018. https://imgur.com/a/UH10OB9
Shhhhhh. Do it. Do it do it do it do it
I’ll give you 3.50 for it.
I want tacos
Like a mineral.
KAKAROT!!!!!!
Nice.
Stay alive.
*pbbbffft*
I’m sure he couldn’t but I’m not gunna stick around to see if he could.
Shut the fuck up +1
The bard got me killed, not once, but twice.
Princess Trunks was always one of my favorites.
Two energy drinks because you always need a friend.
Tacos
It’ll give you seven different kinds of infections
I mean, did you see what he was wearing?! Totally asking for it.
I don’t even feel bad for people that die doing this. I embrace is, I welcome it. The sweet release of their life departing this earth.
Alright @op. I can sacrifice you on Friday. It’s my only down day.
I don’t have the apple core problem bc I just eat the core.
My birthday is tomorrow. Wonderful.
This. I like this.
What a wonderful concept.
... what did Bryan do?
Someone who doesn’t have any proper raising.
...... I want that. I won’t cook it but I want it.
I choke on fucking air. I’m a walking disaster
How do you like those watercolors?
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
I hid a screenshot of this in a dump and he found out lol