AndPromisTomorrow

19368 pts ยท November 30, 2015


Best part of quarantine is spending time with the best dog in the world.

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Best friend in need of a helping hand

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This is Bailey.

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Checking out the downed trees before the storm is done like any good Midwesterner

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Views 701

All the doggo (and small animal) memes I have saved to my phone in case of upset SO emergency.

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When someone you graduated with announces that she is expecting.

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When your friend doesn't agree with your Star Trek rankings.

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If you could get away with one (1) murder, who would it be?

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When your one coworker goes to grab your chicken salad sandwich

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Passed my state board exams, I'm a licensed pharmacist!

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Comments 13
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Lake Erie froze over this month. Suffice to say, our inner child came out

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When you graduate in less than a hundred days from pharmacy school, and still don't have a job lined up

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MRW my 65 year old father tells me about the black girls he dated in high school

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When someone says the 1984 Red Dawn is outdated and unrealistic.....

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We will face the zombies at our door and we will being the fight to them.....

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When that damsel needs rescued from a hoard of Reavers

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One more for the Halls of Valhalla..

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Gf has a friend who inherited a lot of money....

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Pro of the Cold War: Nuclear Silo Homes

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When my black neighbor asks if I like KFC...

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I was 8 years old when 9/11 happened.

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When my clown roommate takes the wrong gun during the zombie apocalypse

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Pride in the Land....

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Having a twin

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When you get that tax return....

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When I realize that there won't be any fast food in the zombie apocalypse.

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When you get the text from Uber saying your driver has arrived after a night of heavy drinking

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When we put our differences aside and just pursue our dreams of show business

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Views 942

When you're at a party, and someone you don't know is wearing the same costume...

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When my quest for the Holy Grail is side tracked by the undead.

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Taking a break from chasing people in the woods to audition for It

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Decked out in a friend's WW2 reenactment gear.

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When you tag the wrong team, and you know what you have to do

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Game night with the family turned out in an interesting way.

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I can't sleep at 4:30 in the morning so I decide to clean and rock out instead of sleep

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When she doesn't understand my ideas of butt stuff

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When the fuzz is gaining on you, and you decide to kick it into turbo

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Views 361

When all you want is the pile of loot but end up getting ambushed in the darkness

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Just before we take him to "summer camp"

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I've got this feeling......

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Views 261

When the camp leader passes out new uniforms before you head off to the shower

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Comments 5
Views 449

When they ask for your signature for their petition

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Comments 1
Views 336

When you get to be the mock judge in class, and your bestie is the defendant

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Just some shitty OC

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When you get emailed about graduation pictures from college

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You all did this too me...

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Brendan Frasier is a good actor, but all these posts are driving me crazy

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Follow your dreams folks

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Views 1784

Happy Cake Day to you sir! I said good day!

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Slurm Cola! The thing Seaslugs crave!

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An empty box of Colgate Cavity Protection toothpaste

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Comments 7
Views 384
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