16618 pts · July 24, 2014
"The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying "And Another Thing…" twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument." - Douglas Adams
Hello, pupper!
I didn't know I had an interest in this until now. I'll store it in "things I like, but will never pursue."
"On?" Or "to?" I'm not entirely sure they're very different things, but I suppose a distinction of any kind is important.
Adds a whole new meaning to laundering.
Always wanted to try some bun-pernickle.
Trump's campaign was genius.
There are over 45 million people in slavery today. Harambe!
Jinkies!
Put...ah, fuck it.
Yo dawg... Heard you like cookies. So we put cookies in your cookies so you can eat cookies while you eat cookies.
No...this is actually, in fact, a fact. It's one of those things they don't outright teach you in school.
This isn't an opinion. It's a fact.
Then it might be a cat.
If it looks like duck, quacks like duck, walks like a duck...
Tiddies.
I feel you... I have UCTD... My rheumy is sure it's lupus, but as you and I know, it's a bit of a ninja.
I didn't know people thought otherwise...
Damnit, Chance!
I would correct my typo, but whatevs.
Or, as they were once know, subwoofers.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
You'll never get anywhere with that attitude.
Illuminati confirmed.
She knows what she's doing.
Design has eluded you.
I'm...appalled. Yet...entertained.
FOH Todd! I told you I don't want to see you! - Bambi, probably.
I can almost taste the universe.
That's my fetish.
Hello, pupper!
I didn't know I had an interest in this until now. I'll store it in "things I like, but will never pursue."
"On?" Or "to?" I'm not entirely sure they're very different things, but I suppose a distinction of any kind is important.
Adds a whole new meaning to laundering.
Always wanted to try some bun-pernickle.
Trump's campaign was genius.
There are over 45 million people in slavery today. Harambe!
Jinkies!
Put...ah, fuck it.
Yo dawg... Heard you like cookies. So we put cookies in your cookies so you can eat cookies while you eat cookies.
No...this is actually, in fact, a fact. It's one of those things they don't outright teach you in school.
This isn't an opinion. It's a fact.
Then it might be a cat.
If it looks like duck, quacks like duck, walks like a duck...
Tiddies.
I feel you... I have UCTD... My rheumy is sure it's lupus, but as you and I know, it's a bit of a ninja.
I didn't know people thought otherwise...
Damnit, Chance!
I would correct my typo, but whatevs.
Or, as they were once know, subwoofers.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
You'll never get anywhere with that attitude.
Illuminati confirmed.
She knows what she's doing.
Design has eluded you.
I'm...appalled. Yet...entertained.
FOH Todd! I told you I don't want to see you! - Bambi, probably.
I can almost taste the universe.
That's my fetish.