Anaron

2656 pts · November 27, 2012


That's exactly what I was thinking. I imagined it falling over and writhing in a fit of panic. Poor thing could really hurt itself because of this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

"Heracross is a large, blue, winged bipedal beetle. It has a capsule-shaped thorax similar to Pinsir's, a pair of yellow eyes and two clawed arms and feet. Growing from its head is a large T-shaped horn, which is flanked on either side by a smaller antenna."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The whole point of a first date is to get to know them. It's why going to someone's house first is a very bad idea. Are you intentionally dense or are you genuinely incapable of understanding the concept of going out on a first date with a stranger (and with the intention to GET TO KNOW THEM FIRST)?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a stupid stereotype. I know more non-black people that go wild for wings, watermelon, grape soda and hip-hop/rap. It's the beauty of growing up in a very multicultural city. The well done steak thing is new to me. Personally, I like mine well done and I seem to be in the minority.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"AT THA SAYME TIYME!" I lost it. I absolutely lost it.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The squirrel was like, "Bitch, you thought you could talk all dat 'ish and get away wit it?"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Typically, an inner plastic lining with a foam core for insulation (polyurethane instead of polystyrene AKA Styrofoam).

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, the "culture" excuse doesn't make it okay. It's not okay because it's straight up sexist. Women should never be owned by anyone nor do they need anyone's permission to be handed off to whoever they want to marry. People, including yourself, need to stop romanticizing sexism. The only consent that is valid is between the people getting married. End of story.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I’m agnostic and I happily downvoted your comments. The real cringe is right here. Hold on while I find your other comments to downvote.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

You’re welcome and all the best to you too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You only share 50% of your DNA with him and as a human being, a significant portion of your behaviour and personality is shaped by your environment. Just because your brother's like that doesn't mean you had the same exact potential to turn out just like him.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

All hail Rehoboam.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the fuck.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nnnnyeahhhh, eh? I get it, still. Bare mans from bare countries jus’ chillin’.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've lived in Toronto pretty much my whole life and I can't do this accent. It's not one I'm used to hearing.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hahaha!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not true. Source: I usually sit down to pee. The secret is to take some toilet paper and press it against your perinieum to flush it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$50 says you've never had an issue with the word "male".

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Whoever was recording it could've easily taken the nearly full cup and put it into a cup holder. LOL if it's their car.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's extremely unlikely that they're even conscious. I see them as tiny little robots that can react to the environment in predictable ways.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ohhh.. th- that was 90% gravity."

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That is a lot louder than I imagined. Damn.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MOMMY'S MILK!

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Me too.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you also correct people when they say "Can I" instead of "May I"?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To personally annoy goofs like you, of course.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0