"It's a pleasure to meet you!" - crab, probably
When i come back this morning and there's still a bunch of boring Asian porn everywhere
that monkey might get stabbed based on that side eye
For Life
Science
Keep it together, keep it together...
Turning that polka up to 11
Here comes Halloween, here comes Halloween
We didn't stop to think if we should
RHM and LNI all rolled into one
no reason.
It's the robot move that let's you know he's about to lay it down
i get it. Asian porn.
When you use the wrong "you're" online
Thousand-yard mole cricket stare
So. Many. Selfies.
Neato camouflage type spider encountered
Being articulate should be held in esteem
When your horrible company goes down in flames, yet you had nothing to do with it
the most japanese thing i have ever seen
Pepperfish suction
"Paul, I told you, that was a one-time thing."
How the next four years will feel, no matter who is elected
I'm sure i'll find plenty of opportunities to use this...
When you have to reenter the workforce after ten years
When i don't know what to get my friend for her birthday
How I feel when I've used the puffin correctly...
When i want to keep dicking off on imgur but i realize i'm now late for work
For scale
Rollerskates need to make a comeback
The 1940's: Where real men taught their sons useful skills, like underwater anaconda wrestling
How it feels when you forget to call your friend for her birthday but accidentally call on her birthday anyway
Ah-Choo, ah-CHOO!
Chicken inspector number 562, pick up your final check. You are fired.
To everyone who drives
Best. Holiday. Ever.
When you think you are talking to someone normal...
Can't argue.
Talent
My first question upon becoming a Professional Pesticide Applicator
Boom
For scale?
I'm pretending Monday is still the weekend today
Science creates artificial butt crack
Intelligent Octopi
MRW i don't look at a reply fast enough and it's been deleted by the time i do
MRW my trainer tells me i can eat a bug for extra credit. And she's serious.
when i'm pretty sure the guy in my class is interested in my vagina
Trying to locate the source of a bad smell
When you are drunk and making comments on IMGUR
Hottest Hokey Pokey
no reason.
How it feels to pass all them tests the first time around.
When you can't figure out how to make a good post out of something interesting
Sploosh
How I see every political advert
How I feel when i start to read a post i thought was about the Bureau of Land Management