AnInanimateFuckingObject

9358 pts · September 16, 2015


I just made this account to turn off the mature content filter.

The issue with Trump was that he was such a joke that when he ran for president nobody took him seriously so they broadcasted all his racist, heinous bullshit expecting him to be laughed out of the race.

Then a huge swarm of Americans saw him and thought “Wow, if a man this racist and shitty can run for president, maybe I can be racist and shitty too”. And it took us way too long to realise that far too many people weren’t seeing Trump as a joke anymore

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who believe socialism is communism

People who don’t know what socialism or communism is

These are not mutually exclusive

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Conservatives of colour (or COCs) believe themselves to be honorary whites

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

See this doesn’t work because MAGA doesn’t think in hypotheticals. Their minds are only focussed on “I’m white, therefore I’m untouchable.”

And like all hard right morons, it isn’t until they suddenly and violent find out that they are touchable that they start giving a shit, and even then it’s only for their own self interest

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I went to college with a guy who, initially, I took to be gay. Turns out he was just really friendly and happy.

And happy is a type of gay so I was partially right

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always found hating people based on things they can’t control (race, gender, sexuality) to be a but silly.

You have plenty of reasons to hate people based on things they can control

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can only become a billionaire by bringing a horrible person

Then once you are a billionaire, you just become an even more horrible person

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are times when I think the first step towards healing is to stop calling Trump voters idiots.

But then I read stuff like this and it’s really difficult not to call them idiots when they’re so painfully stupid

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only way to be a billionaire is to be a miserable cheap wanker.

We need to stop putting billionaires on the pedestal of capitalism and start calling them a bunch of lame sad-sack losers

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it can happen to Commander Shepard, it can happen to you

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they really wanted to “throw their heart out” then they’d do it in a gesture that didn’t look like the Nazi salute.

But they want, because they want to do the Nazi salute while telling everyone they’re overreacting.

Because they’re Nazis and Nazis are scum

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I first heard the song on Fargo and tried to listen out for the lyrics so I could look the song up. But for whatever reason I couldn’t make them out

Eventually I found the song and why I couldn’t understand the lyrics

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Check out Pig for a much more restrained but beautifully understated Cage

The man has been in a lot of bad movies, but he’ll deliver a standout performance no matter what

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright then, keep your secrets

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This was like ten years ago

We’ve proven to be far, FAR dumber since

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Nobody’s Dong is that long. Not even Long Dong John and he had a fucking long Dong. Hence the name

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Interesting, now let’s see some fucking consequences.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve only heard “chirping” on Letterkenny, whether it’s a regional dialect the show made popular or their own idiom I’ve no idea

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I’d love a slasher movie show a couple go off to have sex, and they both end up surviving because they stayed out of the way of the killer and missed the murdering

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They love the dream of America, a land where a man with nothing can become a millionaire through gumption, hard work and bootstrap pulling

And while the last 70 years has shown that the American Dream is just a dream, they prefer to bury their heads in the sand and scream that America is perfect and you hate it because you’re not doing it right.

They decry any attempts to fix the system because to do so would be to admit it needed fixing in the first place

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Standing in a queue to own the cuntservatives? As a left leaning man of Britain I’m all for it

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s Mount Cuntsmore

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know we shouldn’t judge people based on their appearances but come on, he looks exactly like the type of neckbeard incel weirdo fuck who would pull this shit.

Like if you put in “Has received at least 3 sexual harassment suits from Mountain Dew warehouses” into an AI generator you’d get his cunty face

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Yoko Taro myself

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Venn diagram of people who buy Cybertrucks and fucking morons is a near perfect circle, with a small safe margin for environmentalists who bought the car before Musk fucked everything up

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude was so perfect as Tywin you can actually feel his departure more than any other character, even the Starks.

The shows quality can be split between Pre-toilet and Post-toilet

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There’s been times where either I’ve been driving or in the car with someone where another driver with right of way stops to be nice.

The problem is the time it takes me to realise what they’re doing is the same amount of time it takes the other driver to think “oh he’s not moving I’ll just go”, and the chance of an accident increases when all of this could’ve been avoided by just doing what you’re supposed to.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can taste the rohypnol from this already.

Fucking smarmy cunts

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“Schools are being used to infect your child with propaganda. We want to infect your children with our propaganda instead”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0