Ampwork

19425 pts · March 13, 2013


Once cultured, now yogurt.

Anti-tweety seatie

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, the boiler or the actual pot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mail it to me, I’ll repair it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Are you a lifeguard?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slow blow fuse the DIY way.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, yeah they are. But what am I an electrician?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he’s pivoting the weight to the far corner. Yes it will reduce the weight but I can see why buddy was asking.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well, whatever taskmaster runs your life. Husband, overbearing mother, dentist, sentient hamster, I could go on.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In what looks to be the one area of the house his wife let’s him decorate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who eats a cake pop on April 1st?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’re doing anything except slamming it on the table to blast the straw out to freedom we can’t hang.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

ToO maNy COoKs

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, that single strand of hair that popped out over the snap back is a pretty impressive accident.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lil cartoon avatar in his little glasses. My word I laugh every time.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ultra! Ultra! Ultra! Ultra!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been thinking since I read it and I feel that’s “DISRESPECTFUL AMOUNT OF FRIES” would have been funnier.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

88.3%.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm I’d love to taste the goodness of your heart.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now go bang a 17 year old.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Missed opportunity to add Dickbutt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pretty sure it’s post puberty Lucas, actually.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either Denmark’s weather or this photographers saturation preferences bum my brain out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Destiny 3?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Body massage.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And it would be all kinds of cool colours the whole time it was dying.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brass? Throw it in a campfire and film it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve got some boots with the fur that would beg to differ.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Im gonna assume you put your bed next to the window, which means that’s a cinder interior wall. Your compy will be fine my dude. Don’t sweat

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This will come in handy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Don’t hate a weather front.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0