14103 pts · August 17, 2016
Longtime lurker, first time post'er, huge fan.
I could never put hoops in my lips. I absentmindedly stuff so much grub in this pie hole a fork would take them out day one.
If my name was Krystal Vittles, my AKA on my rap sheet would be Rock Candy.
I’m in Harbor Freight House. I went to the community college down the road.
The great thing about raising mimes is the quiet. The bad thing is apparently there are invisible ropes everywhere.
It’s tragic. The muggle bastard even got Harry Potter.
Her- “He never complained!” (Dead Hubby)Doc- “Lockjaw makes that difficult.”
I don’t have my glasses, is that uncle Ben or Aunt Beru on the left?
Bearachutists
Ohmygosh I hope when her personal assistant told her about this and the PA had already hired a team and fixed it, it put a slight pall over the first few seconds of her morning coffee and virgin blood and milk bath.
1st, I like that the square extinguisher is made by Oval. 2nd,my old roomie won a car on TPIR and didn’t get the license plate cover. Bummer
Driving tired can be just as dangerous as driving drunk. Fact
You are amazing. Thank you!
Any drywall before the mid 70’s had asbestos in it. Take a spray bottle and water and dampen down the area as you go. Wear a dang mask.
It looks like that truck’s parking brake was…disabled.
I like his Panera shirt. Their soups are awesome. My favorite is A Vulgar Display of Chowder.
Like you’ve never farted that hard.
OMG MCM 4 $15?!? G4U
Thanks again!
Can you please tell me what it’s called? Thanks
48 hrs PTO. Transfer from CA to GA Won’t let me use PTO because GA laws are different(Favor employer)oh base pay cut to a 7th 16 yrs with co
I swim every day. Do as much as you can comfortably in 20 mins. Do that for a week or so. Up it when you feel capable. I’m over an hour now.
Ainus
“Sculptures like these were for the male gaze?” They were public and there were naked dudes too. Vanity isn’t a selfie. 100 is.
Most big game hunters mount their trophies above the mantle. But this is nice too.
If you watch they were unfolding dry table cloths. They didn’t bother to wet them.
I’m currently 3.8 miles away from Mason’s Super Dogs! Normally I oppose child labor but since he’s his boss I’ll make an exception. Onmyway!
Taurus hit and run.
Am I the only one who thinks she’s dressed like Dolores Umbridge?
Boop the snoot.
I could never put hoops in my lips. I absentmindedly stuff so much grub in this pie hole a fork would take them out day one.
If my name was Krystal Vittles, my AKA on my rap sheet would be Rock Candy.
I’m in Harbor Freight House. I went to the community college down the road.
The great thing about raising mimes is the quiet. The bad thing is apparently there are invisible ropes everywhere.
It’s tragic. The muggle bastard even got Harry Potter.
Her- “He never complained!” (Dead Hubby)
Doc- “Lockjaw makes that difficult.”
I don’t have my glasses, is that uncle Ben or Aunt Beru on the left?
Bearachutists
Ohmygosh I hope when her personal assistant told her about this and the PA had already hired a team and fixed it, it put a slight pall over the first few seconds of her morning coffee and virgin blood and milk bath.
1st, I like that the square extinguisher is made by Oval. 2nd,my old roomie won a car on TPIR and didn’t get the license plate cover. Bummer
Driving tired can be just as dangerous as driving drunk. Fact
You are amazing. Thank you!
Any drywall before the mid 70’s had asbestos in it. Take a spray bottle and water and dampen down the area as you go. Wear a dang mask.
It looks like that truck’s parking brake was…disabled.
I like his Panera shirt. Their soups are awesome. My favorite is A Vulgar Display of Chowder.
Like you’ve never farted that hard.
OMG MCM 4 $15?!? G4U
Thanks again!
Can you please tell me what it’s called? Thanks
48 hrs PTO. Transfer from CA to GA Won’t let me use PTO because GA laws are different(Favor employer)oh base pay cut to a 7th 16 yrs with co
I swim every day. Do as much as you can comfortably in 20 mins. Do that for a week or so. Up it when you feel capable. I’m over an hour now.
Ainus
“Sculptures like these were for the male gaze?” They were public and there were naked dudes too. Vanity isn’t a selfie. 100 is.
Most big game hunters mount their trophies above the mantle. But this is nice too.
If you watch they were unfolding dry table cloths. They didn’t bother to wet them.
I’m currently 3.8 miles away from Mason’s Super Dogs! Normally I oppose child labor but since he’s his boss I’ll make an exception. Onmyway!
Taurus hit and run.
Am I the only one who thinks she’s dressed like Dolores Umbridge?
Boop the snoot.