AlternativeGirlfriend

38209 pts ยท August 31, 2015


Veterinary technician, artist, musician, Mother, Snarky McSnarkpants, barenaked ladies fan

My corgi would protest.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of booze

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get out of our season, eggnog drinker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't do either so....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mallory might be my spirit animal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love your user name, btw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they keep you warm at night, the lies you tell?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They usually don't wear with socks. That and the zoonotic risk..eek

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have vet assistants who wear crocs to work. They usually get smegma, piss or something else on their feet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I might take you to Qdoba once in a while...that's as fancy as I get lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know. I'd love that lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mostly, she wants to be attached to me at all times. She's a rescue And has been abandoned before.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actual boss: ffs, just bring her with you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could but, she gets anxiety. So, she Stays home with the cats.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I needs money to spoil her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work vet medicine, this is every day for me lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vets rarely extract teeth. Just as they rarely do Dentals

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Clinicians brief has a great a step by step guide how to extract them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doubt it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The vet extracted the tooth? Vet techs are allowed to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good to know

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why didn't you save that tooth for last?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Vets don't do Dentals. The techs do

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Educating clients is our job

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably antlers or femur bones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Possibly?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1