Alterlight

33793 pts ยท December 15, 2013


Something about myself.

I would, but I'd rather let someone else put their meat on it.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Which side is strawberry?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like you think we won't all be dead/enslaved by then. Good on you for being an optimist.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No appreciation for our Rouge dying in our campaign?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You may want to remove that snail before you have 800 of them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure when someone follows a sign it's fine but when I do it I'm "creepy and drunk and I'm calling the police"

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll take 20 minus the stuff in the middle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see Ivan, if they not letting you on train simply crash through window then ride is free.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe it's a "granny" smith.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blastoise used shell smash! It's not very effective...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crotchy ball

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To the front page!

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I bet he's putting it in her butt quack.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Congratulations, you've met every person in my town ..

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mostly to the right apparently.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I love chocolate covered peanuts!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And a new cursed image is born!

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

They give more heat if you toss a fuzzy blanket on/near them.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Florida.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a ram but it has neither a lift kit nor eye scorchers and is used for it's intended purposes, I hate people like the one in the video

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If your knife is yelling it's time to take your meds.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something is loose, that's electricity arcing you're hearing, replace it before it fries your system.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stop talking about my steam library...they can hear you...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Hurr sure weed cures everything and isn't a carcinogen"- every pothead ever

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

The dragon watching me down 58 raw potatoes and 17 cheese wheels in the middle of a battle.

4 years ago | Likes 769 Dislikes 3

You gonna eat that or can I have it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll buff out

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Da hag

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0