AlmostLucid

37267 pts ยท May 25, 2015


Make me a sandwich.

Dem hoes ain't

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fun combination

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was a cream for that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This I like

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When do you say this

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

My thought exactly

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That fucking wink makes it so much worse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#TrumpItUpYourAss

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It hasn't yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cooooooould there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kill it before it kills you

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Why am I naked in Safeway?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Latino?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irony?

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I have more boobs than ketchup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Probably but not certainly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Approaching, jeans burning, crawling desperately at the earth inching shattered body away, while his mother in-law stands over him 3

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From the engine which has caught fire. A sudden deafening roar finds him nearly conscious at the side of the freeway. The lava fast 2

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He claws at his face and neck as the acid eats his flesh away. Noxious fumes of melting tires sear his nostrils. He stumbles backward away 1

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I went there

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You're far from me but but I've always been drawn to personalities (I'm a girl) we do exist.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guys face and into his open mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And it's all his fault. He climbs on to the roof as the trucker falls into the lava exploding his largely indigested burrito all over the 3

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As he tries to climb out of the window the crazy chick in the next car throws acid in his face because she'll never reach her ex's gf now 2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The bomb set off by the weight of the car on that truck activates the previously dormant volcano underneath and all the cars start to melt 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I love how you're kinda considering it though. Plenty of girls like teddy bears though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you already have that knowledge. Death is approaching right now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0