37267 pts ยท May 25, 2015
Make me a sandwich.
Dem hoes ain't
Fun combination
There was a cream for that.
This I like
When do you say this
My thought exactly
Yes
That fucking wink makes it so much worse.
#TrumpItUpYourAss
It hasn't yet
Cooooooould there?
Kill it before it kills you
Why am I naked in Safeway?
Latino?
Irony?
I have more boobs than ketchup
Probably but not certainly
Approaching, jeans burning, crawling desperately at the earth inching shattered body away, while his mother in-law stands over him 3
From the engine which has caught fire. A sudden deafening roar finds him nearly conscious at the side of the freeway. The lava fast 2
He claws at his face and neck as the acid eats his flesh away. Noxious fumes of melting tires sear his nostrils. He stumbles backward away 1
I went there
You're far from me but but I've always been drawn to personalities (I'm a girl) we do exist.
The guys face and into his open mouth.
And it's all his fault. He climbs on to the roof as the trucker falls into the lava exploding his largely indigested burrito all over the 3
As he tries to climb out of the window the crazy chick in the next car throws acid in his face because she'll never reach her ex's gf now 2
The bomb set off by the weight of the car on that truck activates the previously dormant volcano underneath and all the cars start to melt 1
I love how you're kinda considering it though. Plenty of girls like teddy bears though
But you already have that knowledge. Death is approaching right now
Dem hoes ain't
Fun combination
There was a cream for that.
This I like
When do you say this
My thought exactly
Yes
That fucking wink makes it so much worse.
#TrumpItUpYourAss
It hasn't yet
Cooooooould there?
Kill it before it kills you
Why am I naked in Safeway?
Latino?
Irony?
I have more boobs than ketchup
Probably but not certainly
Approaching, jeans burning, crawling desperately at the earth inching shattered body away, while his mother in-law stands over him 3
From the engine which has caught fire. A sudden deafening roar finds him nearly conscious at the side of the freeway. The lava fast 2
He claws at his face and neck as the acid eats his flesh away. Noxious fumes of melting tires sear his nostrils. He stumbles backward away 1
I went there
You're far from me but but I've always been drawn to personalities (I'm a girl) we do exist.
The guys face and into his open mouth.
And it's all his fault. He climbs on to the roof as the trucker falls into the lava exploding his largely indigested burrito all over the 3
As he tries to climb out of the window the crazy chick in the next car throws acid in his face because she'll never reach her ex's gf now 2
The bomb set off by the weight of the car on that truck activates the previously dormant volcano underneath and all the cars start to melt 1
I love how you're kinda considering it though. Plenty of girls like teddy bears though
But you already have that knowledge. Death is approaching right now