8569 pts ยท September 3, 2017
I like numbers and words and birds
Every time I'm at one of their games the cannon scares the bejeezus out of me, no matter how many times I hear it
I've learned the hard way too. Got a 1 month old, he can fire 1x his body length.
For a brief second there I thought those were all piercings, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas from Ohio!
There's so much wonderful happening in this - Merry selfie day!
Definitely!
+1, usually by the time I dig this far into comments I don't get the references or there's an argument, your niceness is awesome
My username is now relevant
When the waiter starts to take your plate and you aren't done yet
It's the daughter of the neighbor in Home Improvement!
Vaping vampire!
They went a peculiar direction with the new M
Megabutt is the standard unit of measurement for porn data. Recommend cloud storage for more than a terabutt
+1, I haven't seen most of these yet. Onward.
Seems like an extreme way to get out of a marriage
My German Shepherd barked herself awake from a nap, and then continued barking for ten minutes. There was nothing around.
I flinched multiple times.
Someone with more talent than me should edit in Olympians skiing down that snoot
I don't think it's feet are actually doing anything. I think it's head bobbing as a method of propulsion
Head bobbing as a method of propulsion
My cat makes this face when I walk in on him shitting in his litterbox
If I can wrap, I nap
I'm very curious about what Ol' Musky might've put in the glove compartment
+1 for the tag. I definitely did
I got swine flu during the outbreak when I was in college. I got quarantined. Not how skipping class played out in my mind
Every time I'm at one of their games the cannon scares the bejeezus out of me, no matter how many times I hear it
I've learned the hard way too. Got a 1 month old, he can fire 1x his body length.
For a brief second there I thought those were all piercings, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas from Ohio!
Merry Christmas!
There's so much wonderful happening in this - Merry selfie day!
Definitely!
+1, usually by the time I dig this far into comments I don't get the references or there's an argument, your niceness is awesome
My username is now relevant
When the waiter starts to take your plate and you aren't done yet
It's the daughter of the neighbor in Home Improvement!
Vaping vampire!
They went a peculiar direction with the new M
Megabutt is the standard unit of measurement for porn data. Recommend cloud storage for more than a terabutt
+1, I haven't seen most of these yet. Onward.
Seems like an extreme way to get out of a marriage
My German Shepherd barked herself awake from a nap, and then continued barking for ten minutes. There was nothing around.
I flinched multiple times.
Someone with more talent than me should edit in Olympians skiing down that snoot
I don't think it's feet are actually doing anything. I think it's head bobbing as a method of propulsion
Head bobbing as a method of propulsion
Head bobbing as a method of propulsion
My cat makes this face when I walk in on him shitting in his litterbox
If I can wrap, I nap
I'm very curious about what Ol' Musky might've put in the glove compartment
+1 for the tag. I definitely did
I got swine flu during the outbreak when I was in college. I got quarantined. Not how skipping class played out in my mind