AllDogsGoToFP

8569 pts ยท September 3, 2017


I like numbers and words and birds

Every time I'm at one of their games the cannon scares the bejeezus out of me, no matter how many times I hear it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've learned the hard way too. Got a 1 month old, he can fire 1x his body length.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a brief second there I thought those were all piercings, Merry Christmas

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from Ohio!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's so much wonderful happening in this - Merry selfie day!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1, usually by the time I dig this far into comments I don't get the references or there's an argument, your niceness is awesome

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My username is now relevant

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

When the waiter starts to take your plate and you aren't done yet

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's the daughter of the neighbor in Home Improvement!

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 2

Vaping vampire!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They went a peculiar direction with the new M

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Megabutt is the standard unit of measurement for porn data. Recommend cloud storage for more than a terabutt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1, I haven't seen most of these yet. Onward.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Seems like an extreme way to get out of a marriage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My German Shepherd barked herself awake from a nap, and then continued barking for ten minutes. There was nothing around.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I flinched multiple times.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone with more talent than me should edit in Olympians skiing down that snoot

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's feet are actually doing anything. I think it's head bobbing as a method of propulsion

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Head bobbing as a method of propulsion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Head bobbing as a method of propulsion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat makes this face when I walk in on him shitting in his litterbox

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I can wrap, I nap

8 years ago | Likes 550 Dislikes 2

I'm very curious about what Ol' Musky might've put in the glove compartment

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for the tag. I definitely did

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got swine flu during the outbreak when I was in college. I got quarantined. Not how skipping class played out in my mind

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0