Wait a few months and that country will set itself on fire.

6 years ago | 10 0

Too much water.

6 years ago | 1 0

Lol

8 years ago | 2 0

Nope

8 years ago | 2 11

Heater?

9 years ago | 6 0

Lol, totally forgot about that one.

9 years ago | 1 1

I guess this sets the tone of their beautiful life together

9 years ago | 1 0

Now you have to finish it........please finish it!

9 years ago | 3 0

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9 years ago | 2 1

Nah

9 years ago | 9 0

Sign me right the fuck up!

9 years ago | 1 0

city of White Oak?

9 years ago | 2 0

Wedgewood maybe?

9 years ago | 0 0

Put...put your dick in it

10 years ago | 0 1

Thanks! Now I'll never not see that.

10 years ago | 1 0

Found the vegan!

10 years ago | 3 2

Largo

10 years ago | 2 0

Sliding scale. ....

10 years ago | 3 0

pretty good attempt.

10 years ago | 1 0

Thanks Mr.Ahole! I guess you're not really an ahole.

10 years ago | 1 0

Maybe a theremin? It's a synthsizer used to make the Star Trek theme song.

10 years ago | 1 0

thank mr skeltal

11 years ago | 2 0

sounds like somebody already is....heh

11 years ago | 1 0

We can only hope

11 years ago | 1 0

It was just a flesh wound, he'll be fine.....unfortunately

11 years ago | 2 0

Didn't he get shot in the face today?

11 years ago | 5 2

White people

11 years ago | 3 1

Heh, this happened to my mom when she was teaching. No one told her til she got home.

11 years ago | 1 0

Maybe she was hired by a headhunter?

11 years ago | 1 0