AlgerothCloudkill

838 pts ยท October 17, 2015


IIRC he wrote a song about banging the drummer's gf/wife and the drummer was basically forced to either happily play it every time they performed or leave the band.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's what I told the judge, didn't help me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say hello to your little friend!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when you're done you're gonna think they were too short.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You're mixing the franchises together, it's Stargate, not Star Trek.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrible squat form, keep that ass down!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She'll make a great dad one day

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We've all been there, don't lie!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Backstreet Boys got really old...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That looks eggshausting

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And he vill have his desert, in this life or the next"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protect the unborn, once they're born fuckem!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the bottom button should always be unbuttoned, why even put a button on the bottom?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hate to break it to you but you're probably the wrong gender for them to be interested

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

LOL this guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Japan baka mean fool, in Sweded it's fall back/retreat. Japanese student was having a fit when we were playing ball and we had to defend

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks you for using the correct word affect.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sure, but you'll have a fucked up back by the age of 30...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Could have just told the child not to eat the snake since it's poisonous...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah Sin, when you use the noclip cheat and find her in the bathtub... "Rub-rubba-dub-dub"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False advertising, they just don't want any inferior seed inside their women

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Makes more sense than she was willing to marry him and let him touch her...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She must have a onlyfans...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republican.exe has stopped working

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, all men are this oblivious

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There it is!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0