Alexpander4

67011 pts ยท November 1, 2014


Six actually

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That'd be because he repainted it duh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ike, kick the baby!" "No don't kick the baby!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Conversely, if something were to happen, I wouldn't fancy my chances with something that can take out a warship.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Is this American Dad's Army

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ceci n'est pas un backpack

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dustier than your mother's chastity belt

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your wish has come true! It's aluminium!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Someone's going to find it eventually either way, this will just be funnier"

8 years ago | Likes 1125 Dislikes 1

Very American - they didn't invent it, but they're one of the best at doing it!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 24

Famous British 60s model

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Famous British 60s model

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What now Vir, you moon-faced assassin of joy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That song is one commonly sung by voice synthesisers

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He looks like a hairy slitheen

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Is she reading Robin Hobb?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 0

*distract

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Omae wa mou shinderu!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Khajiit has upvotes, if you have source

8 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

He has a bad case of Shopitus, specifically type AD-0B

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An um-lot of umlauts

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it laughing or convulsing?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Why does Eddie Murphy play so many fat women?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All these fake suicide jokes are so fucking stupid, and when someone says one IRL you can't help but worry if they mean it.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 25

Please call it Toph

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like if they took a carbon copy of Friends but made Ross the main character.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0