Alexandroid99

235 pts ยท November 21, 2014


The best human being since sliced bread. That's a lie. I'm actually a dragon.

It's bigger on the inside...? Some twisted time lord must have some shit taste in exoshell design...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the cold harsh reality is that super heroing doesn't come cheap and they do need sponsors if their name isn't "Bruce Wayne" or Stark

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else always hopping into the pool instead of taking the stairs?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And that's some salt..."

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Looks like Constantine from the TV show

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Otterly destroyed in the end.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd comment with a Gordon Freeman gif, but imgur didn't find any.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's how you kill people's tolerance for our issues when you do that. I'm glad enough if people do have the patience to repeat thmslvs

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shame if it was sarcasm

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I thought I was bad with me thinking "This'll be akward if they divorce..."

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

People who don't believe Darwin was right

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your scroll wheel or thumb would break first.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If that's a witch then she's clearly performing pyromancy here. Ergo she's probably, at least to a degree, invulnerable to fire. Jokes on u.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I'm brave enough to call it satisfying ;w;

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure that's not a sling ring portal?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Tide has turned!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FYI we don't, but once in a while a scale falls off and witches fight over who gets that sucker for a potion or selling it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they were good for a laugh! Wonder why it got -1pts though...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeapp brr

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What relationship, lol? :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think so. Most are just rude or play disgusting while thinking they are funny) and just extremely sexist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sexting and nudes so far. Or just giving out dickpics.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking things further with the internet of things debacle: rape by proxy server!

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FYI according to some lore a pentagram is actually a general-purpose rune for protection and healing. The association with satanic is false.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The number was just a real looking area code and then 127001 attached to it. So he was double pwned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came back with the coffee and we finished the interview with more flirting. In the end he seemed so giddy about the article & my "number"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took only nine seconds & rest was a bat running as admin in background so I could sit down and put ducky back and relax for a bit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His laptop still ran XP for some reason and was unlocked, so I let the payload run which fetches a RAT from my server as the internal admin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0