226 pts ยท October 20, 2016
Chuck Norris lost his virginity...before his dad did
o shit is that an alien
when I lived in florida I was swimming in a spring and I got headbutted by a manatee
Time for crab
now instead of hitting the iceberg head on you can fuckin side swipe the thing
"With your current account balance, which apple product can you buy?" Bill gates: yes
The numbers mason, what do they MEAN?!?!
how u gon get almond milk, almonds ain't even got tiddies
And that little girls name? Albert einstein.
Guess the gender
good fuckn y ard
And this florida man's real name? Albert Einstein.
"grown man"
#2 you cannot block my shtoyle
Kung fu panda in the ass
the horses name is friday
Sweet home alabama
Fish hiroshima
A large 100lb+ dog comes running at you barking at you through a 4 ft tall fence and jumps up on said fence, what do you do?
Implying his dick would be anywhere near a mouth full.
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Deliver it to @Op's moms house so she can use it as a dildo.
Jeez, the rabbit dodging the eagles attack with a fuckin ninja jump was more impressive then the gif
lack of designated shitting streets
that's not the solution, you've gotta naruto run at it, ur dum
Sounds like something a gay porn site owner who is trying to hide his oatmeal recipes would say!
IphowNED
For free.
Something Something united airlines
Chuck Norris lost his virginity...before his dad did
o shit is that an alien
when I lived in florida I was swimming in a spring and I got headbutted by a manatee
Time for crab
now instead of hitting the iceberg head on you can fuckin side swipe the thing
"With your current account balance, which apple product can you buy?" Bill gates: yes
The numbers mason, what do they MEAN?!?!
how u gon get almond milk, almonds ain't even got tiddies
And that little girls name? Albert einstein.
Guess the gender
good fuckn y ard
And this florida man's real name? Albert Einstein.
"grown man"
#2 you cannot block my shtoyle
Kung fu panda in the ass
the horses name is friday
Sweet home alabama
Fish hiroshima
A large 100lb+ dog comes running at you barking at you through a 4 ft tall fence and jumps up on said fence, what do you do?
Implying his dick would be anywhere near a mouth full.
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Deliver it to @Op's moms house so she can use it as a dildo.
Jeez, the rabbit dodging the eagles attack with a fuckin ninja jump was more impressive then the gif
lack of designated shitting streets
that's not the solution, you've gotta naruto run at it, ur dum
Sounds like something a gay porn site owner who is trying to hide his oatmeal recipes would say!
IphowNED
For free.
Something Something united airlines