853 pts ยท May 14, 2015
I am a meat popsicle
OMG that kid is adorable
Someone needs to give Elon a knuckle massage
I've always been terrible at math. I have to drop my pants to count past 10
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
I bet you LOVE lamb chops
Can I interest you in some insulin?
Christ I am so glad I can't eat hotdogs
Someone is going to Photoshop an enormous joint into this shot
Dam straight! Google never saves my porn search! Dammit all to hell
Wrong answer! Where is the flamethrower!!!
Your chances of being eaten by a golden is low...but never zero
Let me go dunk my head in the toilet for horseshoe crabs
What a bunch of douche canoe's
God rest his soul and mad props to you for your abundance of love..Pops has to be proud
Hugs to babygirl and a sympathy hug for owner who did what she could. I'm sure she's not sleeping well either
Guy holding sign...hasn't had any ?since it had him
My sincere condolences on loss of family member..Hugs and well wishes... respectfully
Just...just go stand in the corner and think about what you just posted!
Wish there was an open sunroof involved with a yawning driver
What if you wanna choke your chicken?
Buy a sex swing..lay off acrobatics for this one time! Do I have to think of everything for you!?
They look like they are about to drop the hottest album of 2022
Courts and police are worthless in this case. I've dealt with morons like this personally. Never hit a woman
I cannot wait to see his name in a obituary
Not true..once while making a salad..a cucumber went up my ass...3 times
I've never done heavy drugs, but CNBC whatever you took to make this chart...I want some of it!
Probably inside Victoria secret with his sister...shit for brains
What did you do? Learn to pay the bill?
I lost my black lab...Holy God this post hurt
Then he unionized and filed a greivance against himself
OMG that kid is adorable
Someone needs to give Elon a knuckle massage
I've always been terrible at math. I have to drop my pants to count past 10
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
I bet you LOVE lamb chops
Can I interest you in some insulin?
Christ I am so glad I can't eat hotdogs
Someone is going to Photoshop an enormous joint into this shot
Dam straight! Google never saves my porn search! Dammit all to hell
Wrong answer! Where is the flamethrower!!!
Your chances of being eaten by a golden is low...but never zero
Let me go dunk my head in the toilet for horseshoe crabs
What a bunch of douche canoe's
God rest his soul and mad props to you for your abundance of love..Pops has to be proud
Hugs to babygirl and a sympathy hug for owner who did what she could. I'm sure she's not sleeping well either
Guy holding sign...hasn't had any ?since it had him
My sincere condolences on loss of family member..Hugs and well wishes... respectfully
Just...just go stand in the corner and think about what you just posted!
Wish there was an open sunroof involved with a yawning driver
What if you wanna choke your chicken?
Buy a sex swing..lay off acrobatics for this one time! Do I have to think of everything for you!?
They look like they are about to drop the hottest album of 2022
Courts and police are worthless in this case. I've dealt with morons like this personally. Never hit a woman
I cannot wait to see his name in a obituary
Not true..once while making a salad..a cucumber went up my ass...3 times
I've never done heavy drugs, but CNBC whatever you took to make this chart...I want some of it!
Probably inside Victoria secret with his sister...shit for brains
What did you do? Learn to pay the bill?
I lost my black lab...Holy God this post hurt
Then he unionized and filed a greivance against himself