AlexMuchacho

853 pts ยท May 14, 2015


I am a meat popsicle

OMG that kid is adorable

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to give Elon a knuckle massage

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always been terrible at math. I have to drop my pants to count past 10

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you LOVE lamb chops

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I interest you in some insulin?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christ I am so glad I can't eat hotdogs

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone is going to Photoshop an enormous joint into this shot

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dam straight! Google never saves my porn search! Dammit all to hell

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong answer! Where is the flamethrower!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Your chances of being eaten by a golden is low...but never zero

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me go dunk my head in the toilet for horseshoe crabs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a bunch of douche canoe's

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God rest his soul and mad props to you for your abundance of love..Pops has to be proud

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hugs to babygirl and a sympathy hug for owner who did what she could. I'm sure she's not sleeping well either

3 years ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 2

Guy holding sign...hasn't had any ?since it had him

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sincere condolences on loss of family member..Hugs and well wishes... respectfully

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just...just go stand in the corner and think about what you just posted!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish there was an open sunroof involved with a yawning driver

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

What if you wanna choke your chicken?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy a sex swing..lay off acrobatics for this one time! Do I have to think of everything for you!?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They look like they are about to drop the hottest album of 2022

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Courts and police are worthless in this case. I've dealt with morons like this personally. Never hit a woman

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot wait to see his name in a obituary

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true..once while making a salad..a cucumber went up my ass...3 times

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've never done heavy drugs, but CNBC whatever you took to make this chart...I want some of it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably inside Victoria secret with his sister...shit for brains

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you do? Learn to pay the bill?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost my black lab...Holy God this post hurt

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then he unionized and filed a greivance against himself

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1