AlexDiem

12898 pts · December 28, 2013


link?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I read it in Nick Offerman's voice.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After the second time, I would have just driven off in embarrassment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to live there

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a red bull commercial for the longest time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did my part!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2179

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My impression on him has never recovered.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ulrich 2020-Video Games Maybe?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"In the MIDDLE of my back swing!!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser baby (so why don't you kill me)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the only reasonable thing to do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a rose! It's a spider! No it's a...crab

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mu-shu

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this just isn't true...everyone knows policeman don't have balls.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New meme!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yarp!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free Cat!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure they do that on purpose. Seeing the billboard will guilt you from entering the porn store.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

....YARP?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funkitty, the fungus that resembles a cat laying on a foot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks cool!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thus I can understand why someone would keep something like a crow bar or a baseball bat within reach in their car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two baseball bats in my car because I sometimes do batting practice and when I'm not using them I keep them in my car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow people really misinterpreted what I wrote in response to people keeping blunt objects like crow bars and baseball bats accessible.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope! I occasionally do batting practice and when I'm not using them I leave them in the back seat of my car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got two baseball bats within arms reach of the driver's seat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

Born in Indiana lived in Georgia and no one I’ve ever met had called them lightning bugs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you can't get drunk drinking beers!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2