AlexD

3590 pts ยท April 11, 2011


'77 ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flashlight can take photos and videos, record audio, access GPS, WIFI, Bluetooth, send/edit txt msgs, Flashlight can watch you sleep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't we all just "Be Like Mr.Rogers" a little each day?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Automatically read that in Casey Kasem's voice

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The dangerous conflict between US and North Korea puts many at risk. But none more than this man. He will be dead before end of 2018

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dark Side of The Moon on vinyl . The entire album over and over.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alt remix: In the end, it's about who you want to be, not what you want to have.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First met in 8th grade. Almost married her once. Always buy her a drink when she walks in at 1 AM. Any bar. Every bar. It's always her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ask twice your're fired.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the rocks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monica is stalking me. She was there again 2 pages ago and 2 pages before that. She thinks I didn't notice. Won't make eye contact. Creepy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Repost - but I can't imagine why.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating. Could watch for hours analyzing this previously invisible ballet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Houston TV news said Wipes, we need Wipes among other things. No shortage of diapers at that time. T-shirts, socks etc - presorted by size

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every 1200 mile oil change I tip those friendly guys at HappyLube an extra $1.24 to pull the engine on my Pacer to wax and buff the oil pan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

J.G. Wentworth is an old rich guy name like in the movies. That means he's helping the little people as payback for his good fortune. Right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burn completely around the lug and through the rim with a cutting torch to remove it without noticeable damage to the rim, comparatively

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Freebird!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today next year I waddle around the entire tree! I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not possible in the US. Public displays of veneration and respect are not encouraged. Someone's Rights would certainly be violated.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT docs have too much pages. Sped redin and hi compression have been very hepful too mee.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a..."Desperado"? Cheap and very derivative of a previous comment but couldn't stop myself. Overcome by self-loathing. Look away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raining here too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The American Revolution and the Declaration of Independence all to protect our freedom to post a guy in his underwear who can't dance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Crotch Rocket" is not what you think it means.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I couldn't remember which vaccine caused the scar. Think I fainted. Nurse Rached needle jabbing jabbing blood pain. Darkness.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watched with Trump & Aldrin visible throughout w/sound. I think Mr. Aldrin was at least stressed. Constantly twitched. Reacted to everything

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mass of people lead lives of quiet constipation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom had to submit official proof of vaccinations form signed by a local doctor. Not allowed in vicinity without. Round arm scar still there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0