AlejandroCastillo

19 pts · July 31, 2013


why do you sell horseshoes in twos?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for the same reason you laugh at some dad jokes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well yeah but at least lightning can't be struck by lightning twice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

baby sitters do sit on babies

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just came to say this, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 caps a bullet

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alice in Zombieland is a book that i haven't finished reading

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and i want some insulin

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the problem is that there are like 3-4 dog houses in sanctuary, you have to store the others or scrap them or he'll wander into the others

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

guess who's joining the Navy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the thing is here in México we know french people are dicks with accents

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will the OP of the artwork get a share if this makes any money?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't all of those screenshots over 10 years old?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

It ain't easy been green

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that with a Scottish accent

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't press delete, that's how freak accidents happen

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi Bill Cipher, whatcha doin upside down? pfft silly

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The non violent resistance movement

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I answered the phone, and Susan Rodriguez said, "They've taken our daughter."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to be fair, she probably had to write her name to graduate pre-school so it does deserve recognition

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

come back until you finish a 5 hour call and end up with a happy customer

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the one error on this post is posting it on imgur

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

entropy my ass

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dead or alive?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

the thing is I actually planted a tree 20 years ago but it was killed by a radioactive rain about a week after that japanese plant accident

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's minecraft all over again...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just like torches on minecraft o3o

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you got to treat that hepatitis

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0