Alcard

18029 pts ยท March 7, 2014


Accurate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you find him make sure to keep him happy. A gay homosexual is better than a pissy one.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In at least one universe the show went on so long people stopped caring... Almost wish that was this one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What'd I do?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wasn't gay in the show. But Jarvis from Marvels Ultimates series was.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

This is a man with too much money and not enough dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You love me? I love you too human!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It didn't?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What have you been doing with your life? You haven't lived until you've shoved your tongue into a nukes exhaust port.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Were is the rest of it?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

One more thing!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Stupid Ash reason. *

9 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 0

Thank god we live in the most prosperous nation the world has ever seen....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you named mister glass? And is Bruce Willis your nemesis?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ultimate muscle?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I remember these but with hindsight I think muscle was a forced acronym. Aren't these characters from that wrestling manga 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bite your tongue. Scrappy was an annoying little shit. This dog is a cutie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't recommend tripping with those. You might put you eye out and give yourself a front lobotomy at the same time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Black man do this all the time, watch some movies.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Don't you need one to quit it?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat to my new female roommate. Roommate loves kitties, kitty don't like her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jail until death most likely.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My life summed up in a picture dump

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0