My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe; at the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles; at the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school; at the age of twenty-five, I took up tap dancing; I wanted to be a quadruple threat. Get to know me? I'm down to talk to fellow Imgurians :)... Of course we cute, we black.
Yeah but it's hard to get a fire Pokemon until much later. There are plenty of water and grass ones to be found before fire
Always pick Charmander. Always.
Lol yeah that just happened.
Is that Kimiko-tan's cousin?
FRONT BUTT
Now.... Don't.... Fuck.... With.... Me....
I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH
Is it time for Late Night Imgur already?
Mark me down as scared and horny
Mom: I found out today Grandma has dementia LOL. ... That means lots of love, right?
PUT IT IN YOUR BODY OR YOU'RE A COMMUNIST*
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Fun Fact: Otters gang rape
Wow; Amour, The Pianist, The Piano Teacher.... you really like pianos
Drunk you:
I used to think that when I went to a public pool I could pee any time because no one could distinguish the stream of pee from my wet shorts
... Wut is it?
I will get down to business to defeat the Huns.
UN-WIFE HER. UN-WIFE HER RIGHT NOW.
You.... You are going to go far, my friend.
#noitdoesntwork
You win this battle.
I read both in his voice.
Right here http://img.pandawhale.com/post-40993-Tom-Hanks-fapping-gif-Imgur-Ca-ZBQY.gif
Oohhh humannnnn, you better let me in this house right meow.
There's an article that I read about humans being naturally sexual omnivorous. True? Not true? Just throwing it out there.
My friend Abbey died from injecting four whole marijuanas into her arm. Shrieeek
Mhmmmmmm... Honeydoo of burning flesh <3