Alb4

3875 pts · June 3, 2014


old fashioned lurker.

She is a cute lady. I'd give it a go if she wasn't married.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 26

Belgium Sheppard. So majestic.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me it would have been: "hey"? Really? Bitch don't you even "hey"-me motherfucker. Go get a fuckboi.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

This is my actual gesture if she has it on for display.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

He won't have anything in him. Sub 1 is the pickpocketer and sub 2 is the holder.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is actually a normal MO of pickpockets. Sub 1 grabs the wallet. Switch to sub 2 holds it. In case sub 1 is recognized later, 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notre-DAMN.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

More like: "HAWoAII", aint it?

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"Release me human, I will kill you after I lick my wounds"- cat probably

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It might need a couple of kisses to heal better, would you mind?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My wife hated me for not closing the door

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Officer working. Officer providing a nap. Simple as that.

8 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 37

She's maaaaniac maaaaniac

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, your tiny brain figured you can control it, well, hate to say it, but you cant control it at all. Good luck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a lot of pictures, they grow amazingly fast. Lovely pup! +9000

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ts but a scratch" - test dummy probably

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This should be an upvote gif. I'm sure I feel like the guy in the gif all over this post.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just saw after rewatching this 86 times, a aureola slip. Me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Agressive marketing campaign of tampons. Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The live action was whitewashed, little to no japanese and visually stunning. I had a lot hope it'd be a good remake. Dissapointed.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 54

The hogs are fucking plague in my country. And they reproduce very fast.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Strong words, jefe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You didnt gave any guidelines about mating" Said no seth mcfarlane movie ever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, that guy just got counter-memed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This belongs to r/bustypetite yo....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Any close call when deployed that you'd like to talk about?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meet my mexican brothers she says, "Juan, José, Roberto, Edgardo, Jesús, Rodrigo y Santiago."

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I'd like to listen to that mixtape. Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As soon as I saw the pic a tear went down my cheek. My brain brought back memories of an old friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear the imperial march in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3