46452 pts ยท November 3, 2013
Interrobanger, defenestrator, animal lover.
Respect.
Hell, MY kisses are more effective than govt. healthcare!
Um... It kinda looks like they're ALWAYS in snow. I can't see a single blade of grass anywhere!
It was meh. Definitely not equal to its hype. The Peter Griffin movie critique applies here: "It insists upon itself."
What's more potato than potato?
Crap! I looked at it! Okay, not so hard this time. You promised!
Mazel tov, my brotha!
I nodded at this for 2 hours straight. My neck hurts.
I was endorsing this message way back before it was the cool thing to do.
He didn't HAVE to kill the dog. He chose that. To test the poison. Who fucking tests poison?! Just take it, ya dog-murdering pussy!
Beads?
He wanted to see if you'd notice. Now, LOVE HIM!
Came in here expecting a cheap shot at my mom. I'm so disappointed in you, @op
"And that's how I accidentally walked into the ladies' room." -Chatty Motherfucking Me
You die, Joe!
Easiest. Assembly. Ever.
+1 for Better Off Ted
Brobdingnag.
Look at all the fun he's not having. :|
Would you kindly pay Rapture a visit?
Guess which animal rescue guy just found his new avatar?
What about all the ones still dying for shit like makeup or soap?
Sepia toned?
Welcome to the Church of the Daft Punk. May the dub step be with you.
Let me help. Your next message should be, "So... Three hole bone-a-thon?" You're welcome.
Still terrified he'll be overused like Minions and I'll snarl at the sight of him.
In the darkness, she's gonna bind him.
Same thing would happen me, since no matter when I die, I'd have spent my life telling everyone, "I banged Princess Leia when she was 19!"
They need to combine this with that water gun game at the fair. Whomever pees into the clown's mouth with greatest accuracy wins a prize.
Respect.
Hell, MY kisses are more effective than govt. healthcare!
Um... It kinda looks like they're ALWAYS in snow. I can't see a single blade of grass anywhere!
It was meh. Definitely not equal to its hype. The Peter Griffin movie critique applies here: "It insists upon itself."
It was meh. Definitely not equal to its hype. The Peter Griffin movie critique applies here: "It insists upon itself."
What's more potato than potato?
Crap! I looked at it! Okay, not so hard this time. You promised!
Mazel tov, my brotha!
I nodded at this for 2 hours straight. My neck hurts.
I was endorsing this message way back before it was the cool thing to do.
He didn't HAVE to kill the dog. He chose that. To test the poison. Who fucking tests poison?! Just take it, ya dog-murdering pussy!
Beads?
He wanted to see if you'd notice. Now, LOVE HIM!
Came in here expecting a cheap shot at my mom. I'm so disappointed in you, @op
"And that's how I accidentally walked into the ladies' room." -Chatty Motherfucking Me
You die, Joe!
Easiest. Assembly. Ever.
+1 for Better Off Ted
Brobdingnag.
Look at all the fun he's not having. :|
Would you kindly pay Rapture a visit?
Guess which animal rescue guy just found his new avatar?
What about all the ones still dying for shit like makeup or soap?
Sepia toned?
Welcome to the Church of the Daft Punk. May the dub step be with you.
Let me help. Your next message should be, "So... Three hole bone-a-thon?" You're welcome.
Still terrified he'll be overused like Minions and I'll snarl at the sight of him.
In the darkness, she's gonna bind him.
Same thing would happen me, since no matter when I die, I'd have spent my life telling everyone, "I banged Princess Leia when she was 19!"
They need to combine this with that water gun game at the fair. Whomever pees into the clown's mouth with greatest accuracy wins a prize.