AlanStrangeways

46452 pts ยท November 3, 2013


Interrobanger, defenestrator, animal lover.

Respect.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, MY kisses are more effective than govt. healthcare!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um... It kinda looks like they're ALWAYS in snow. I can't see a single blade of grass anywhere!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was meh. Definitely not equal to its hype. The Peter Griffin movie critique applies here: "It insists upon itself."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was meh. Definitely not equal to its hype. The Peter Griffin movie critique applies here: "It insists upon itself."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's more potato than potato?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crap! I looked at it! Okay, not so hard this time. You promised!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mazel tov, my brotha!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I nodded at this for 2 hours straight. My neck hurts.

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

I was endorsing this message way back before it was the cool thing to do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn't HAVE to kill the dog. He chose that. To test the poison. Who fucking tests poison?! Just take it, ya dog-murdering pussy!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Beads?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wanted to see if you'd notice. Now, LOVE HIM!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came in here expecting a cheap shot at my mom. I'm so disappointed in you, @op

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And that's how I accidentally walked into the ladies' room." -Chatty Motherfucking Me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You die, Joe!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easiest. Assembly. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Better Off Ted

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brobdingnag.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at all the fun he's not having. :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you kindly pay Rapture a visit?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess which animal rescue guy just found his new avatar?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about all the ones still dying for shit like makeup or soap?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Sepia toned?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the Church of the Daft Punk. May the dub step be with you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me help. Your next message should be, "So... Three hole bone-a-thon?" You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still terrified he'll be overused like Minions and I'll snarl at the sight of him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the darkness, she's gonna bind him.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing would happen me, since no matter when I die, I'd have spent my life telling everyone, "I banged Princess Leia when she was 19!"

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 3

They need to combine this with that water gun game at the fair. Whomever pees into the clown's mouth with greatest accuracy wins a prize.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0