AlabasterRed

1423 pts ยท June 13, 2014


He better hoof it to HR to make a complaint.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My cat did this to me once. I cried and when he was fine I cried harder in relief and he got a ton of treats that night. Damn heavy sleeper.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bullshit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My uncle is dying right now from covid. Tell him it's all politics. I dare you. Say it loud so he can hear over the ventilator, too. Prick.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah my old boss was Papoose. His grandkids couldn't say the french word for grandfather.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She hardly knew me and she already wanted to protect. She's amazing and I've had her for almost 4 years now <3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The day after I adopted my pittie she put herself between me and an unstable dude on a walk and wouldn't walk in front until he was gone.1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a bit north of that.

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

My favorite!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nooses?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knot really. I also make terrible puns.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, I say things like "Understood/You're right, have a nice day" for some reason. And type them, apparently.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing at all or everything. Your choice XD

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are correct. Have a nice day :)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...are knots your speciality?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The last one is a cow.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

A group of rats is called a mischief.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see my neighbor walk his dogs all the time. He's huge, at least 6'2, 200lbs and he walks his little yorkies on pink leashes.

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

I'd pay you to design something like this for me if I had the money. Have you thought about doing this for other people too? Paid hobby?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are my Staffordshire terrier's favorite. She likes to whack people with them. Especially guests.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your input.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It works because they're a-dorgi-ble.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll go blow my husband and when he's all aglow I'll ask a favor of his sexy, chubby, bearded ginger Florida man self. Will report back.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stare at it and shake your phone gently. It wiggles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, put bong down to focus.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We thought it was brcause*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2/2 their newest Chihuahua/mix(?) does it too.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All of my dad's small dogs do it. We it's because the recently passed 17 year old Chiweenie did it and the other two followed suit but 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, just the tip is fine. We can always eat out. And then get food.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

? Is also a hard reality in these cases. Props to OP for taking in everyone and giving them a chance to thrive.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0