AlGoreRhythms

120838 pts ยท February 26, 2013


Like all of my friends, she was a lousy judge of character

She probably knew it was coming.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, congrats on making a successful novelty account, I got a good chuckle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if my computer or I would fall off the balcony first, but we'd both be broken shortly after moving in.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Swing by, bring beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a matter of time before this gets used for porn.

10 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 2

All of us. We all need porn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No exploitation, I'm still watching TV in my boxers. I haven't worn pants in over a year.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only due to your unwillingness to accept robes and GOT into your heart!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is strictly a package deal. All or nothing at all, @vaginaengineer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been going strong for over a year now. I need help, send beer and BBQ chips immediately.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess my timing was a bit...rocky.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could say my erection is...rock hard.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially when you consider that you put that animal through 3.5 dog years of chemo.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Your dad and I are also eskimo bros.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or meth.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's awesome! You're like the Marty McFly of the internet. Carry on time traveling stranger.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, how did you find a post with 17 points a year after the fact? Does this even show up in random mode?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick! Let's bet him up and take his lunch money!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But first let's put our own username at the top so people think that it's OC!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should see it's dick.

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 3

Trust me, it's very, very appreciated on this end.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Look at his nipples! How could I not post that?! To be fair, though, you can't say that was a repost.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm with you, I'm fine with the occasional repost but I'm bored as fuck with hypno-toad. Find something new already for Christ's sake.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 13

"You can either make fun of everything or nothing."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This Is One Of The Best Posts I've Seen In A While, Coachella.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still would have been empty.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your face is weird.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have HIV aladeen.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0