AirKeytar

1453 pts ยท January 24, 2018


Imagine if we had domesticated giraffes instead of horses. I want to live in that timeline.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably makes it easier to remove/alter books that way actually.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Body donation center... Like one of those Goodwill drop off trucks?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, trickle down economics right? Any day now we'll see it kick in. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

"Not with my taxes!" -Republicans

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Depends on where. Houston area is humid af. Dallas can get pretty humid too. West Texas is typically on the dryer side.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross... I'd prefer to not have 3 day old shitty napkins sitting around. Just get a bidet like a civilized person.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Whooaaaoooaaaaoooo hallowed be thy name!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from that M knight movie where the plot twist is that Samuel L Jackson doesn't say motherfucker once the whole time.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Reads like a forwarded AOL email from Grandpa.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like this a lot. It's mine now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do that. Like fractals but with people.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with naming a kid after yourself? There are a lot of jrs around.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*rich family. If it was a good family they would have taught him rape is bad.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Untrue.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sick burn bro

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't they across the river, not in Manhattan?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I haven't received a raise in about 2 years. I'm starting to look for a new job.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only time I ever posted my kids pic was the day he was born. I text pics to my parents and that's it. Nobody on my social media needs those.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite parts of GTA4 was the cartapult. Glad they never patched it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But saying go do your thing and be happy but I'm not staying married to you because I'm not interested in men=not shitty

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the situation. Not being supportive as in I don't want you to be the person you feel you are because I don't like it = shitty.1/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Every app is a dating app if you're creepy enough" quote of the day!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At 255lbs your BMR is higher than 1200 cals. You could have done nothing but sit and still lost weight.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'll bet the 1200 calories a day did way more for you than keto.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what is happening now..? Rape island??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see this story a lot. Do people not know how Google maps works? It tells you how far it is and how long it takes to drive.

6 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

I really really hope Michael Cera ends up just walking through the background as a peasant at some point in the show.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0