HW says hello!
Secret Santa package is on its way!! Doubt not people!
It's late, I'm in a food coma, and everything on TV is funny. I've hit a high!
When she says she has salt to ward off all that devil heat
Truth
Raspberry white chocolate muffins! Come at me dough.
My friends when they hear I got engaged
I think this guy is republican? Maybe...
MRW my mom tells me I'm "selfish for not wanting to have children" because I want to focus on my goals and actually chase my dreams
When she says she wants to pick the movie...
Made dark chocolate almond scones for the weekend ^_^
Bashful old timer
Get Swhifty!
That Ear :)
MRW everyone at work calls me "the nerd" and they want my opinion on the situation
"squeaky toy is in the sink" gambit again.
Darth Vader in a kilt playing bagpipes on a unicycle. Yus.
Our old timer passed away this morning. He was the best dog in the world... Rest In Peace Bailey
Always wanted a Tamagotchi as a kid. Got one because I can
MRW i have my morning coffee... but then I get to work
Best day of my life! I said yes!
Best friend from college is getting married and I'm just like
Googled Pokemon Master. Didn't disapoint.
When I work 65 hours a week and try to have a social life
"Would you like the drink menu or the dessert menu"
I miss this show :')
The classic Valentine's Day gif.
My dog looks so bored when we try to entertain. Sorry master
Just moved to Portland for my job. Up for a drink?
every time I take a nap I swear
Saw this majestic gentleman yesterday
The Throwback Truth
Real reason: she's actually hung over
Best friends doggie had pups!
I dislike work. I dislike work more on my birthday. My face today:
Just moved to a new town. Found a local bar that has skee ball!
chill out *smh*
White girl problem of the day: Roomate just used the last of the Siracha
You... you monster!
*honest trailers* That tree is on fiyyaa
This is so true. Anyone else?
life struggles
NSFW ... but yeah.
My face when I try to touch my friend's over gelled hair
Beebee Groot says hello :)
"Where has this show been my whole life"
Why can't men be more like Louie?
Sh*t I wish I could say to my boss. I'll start:
Found an albino squirrel in the yard. His name is the Duke of Wellington.
My thoughts when I'm in a room of incompetent jerks
When foreign exchange students try to correct me on my American History. smh
Fact.
mhm