8137 pts · May 21, 2012
This is my public profile. blarpa darpa doopa doo.
That’s not a T-Rex. That’s the fictional “Vastasaurus” from the Jack Black King Kong movie.
Pork Pork.
Alpha wolves are most commonly female. Because wolf moms. So alpha dudes are peak mommy energy.
No one in the comments seems to remember touch tone phones. Each button has its own note. You would HEAR a wrong number as you pushed it.
Brain good for task. Do task, brain ok. Brain no good spaces between. Goes “AH FUCK, a floating nun I guess!?”
I have four contacts in my phone. My wife,my mom, my moms wife, and my work office.
I was a republican. Swung to centrist first, now vote only blue. It’s not about teams. It’s about least evil. Learned too much to stay red.
Fuck that, I wanna marry Xena.
My wife found out I had been using the same jumbo size $1 shampoo for 8 years. We went to the store to replace it. She said “no, I got this”
I’ve been using the Halyard level 3 Anti-fog masks for 3 years now. They’re great. Just a CP tech though.
Dash 2!
Left.
I’ve been told I should be a phone sex operator. I’m a dude. My voice is sexy.a nice bass vibrato.
Holy shit you have zero clue what you are talking about.
Carbon fiber epoxy that maintains elasticity for decades instead of 2 to 5 years.
Wireless shifting.
I see “The Brando” on the downtube. But google showed me nothing. Fixed a few shaft drives. They all sucked. Not hard to work on.
"Feminists! Am I right guys?!" *reads the room* Oh. I am not right. okay.
In the bicycle world we kinda have this, FATFVCKS. ride to eat.
Seriously. It’s the only MGK I’ll listen to. His rap is MEH, his Pop Punk is “Oh this is fun!l
I’m glad I can turn it on and off. Nekid=null. Nekid FOR me?= HAPPY TIMES.
I’m on hour 13 of a 16 hour shift. I’m just Central Processing. But we’re out of people everywhere. In a children’s hospital.
As a straight white man I want to go there because cake.
Believe the person Mr Rogers knows you can be.
I know it's a wig, but I'm still allowed to have feelings about it.
Um, ach'shully the correct terminology for 2 tablespoons is a "Spidoof".
I am a big angry metalhead and I can tell you. Ms. Parton is a God damn national treasure.
That’s not a T-Rex. That’s the fictional “Vastasaurus” from the Jack Black King Kong movie.
Pork Pork.
Alpha wolves are most commonly female. Because wolf moms. So alpha dudes are peak mommy energy.
No one in the comments seems to remember touch tone phones. Each button has its own note. You would HEAR a wrong number as you pushed it.
Brain good for task. Do task, brain ok. Brain no good spaces between. Goes “AH FUCK, a floating nun I guess!?”
I have four contacts in my phone. My wife,my mom, my moms wife, and my work office.
I was a republican. Swung to centrist first, now vote only blue. It’s not about teams. It’s about least evil. Learned too much to stay red.
Fuck that, I wanna marry Xena.
My wife found out I had been using the same jumbo size $1 shampoo for 8 years. We went to the store to replace it. She said “no, I got this”
I’ve been using the Halyard level 3 Anti-fog masks for 3 years now. They’re great. Just a CP tech though.
Dash 2!
Left.
I’ve been told I should be a phone sex operator. I’m a dude. My voice is sexy.a nice bass vibrato.
Holy shit you have zero clue what you are talking about.
Carbon fiber epoxy that maintains elasticity for decades instead of 2 to 5 years.
Wireless shifting.
I see “The Brando” on the downtube. But google showed me nothing. Fixed a few shaft drives. They all sucked. Not hard to work on.
"Feminists! Am I right guys?!" *reads the room* Oh. I am not right. okay.
In the bicycle world we kinda have this, FATFVCKS. ride to eat.
Seriously. It’s the only MGK I’ll listen to. His rap is MEH, his Pop Punk is “Oh this is fun!l
I’m glad I can turn it on and off. Nekid=null. Nekid FOR me?= HAPPY TIMES.
I’m on hour 13 of a 16 hour shift. I’m just Central Processing. But we’re out of people everywhere. In a children’s hospital.
As a straight white man I want to go there because cake.
Believe the person Mr Rogers knows you can be.
I know it's a wig, but I'm still allowed to have feelings about it.
Um, ach'shully the correct terminology for 2 tablespoons is a "Spidoof".
I am a big angry metalhead and I can tell you. Ms. Parton is a God damn national treasure.