Agwan

8137 pts · May 21, 2012


This is my public profile. blarpa darpa doopa doo.

That’s not a T-Rex. That’s the fictional “Vastasaurus” from the Jack Black King Kong movie.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pork Pork.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alpha wolves are most commonly female. Because wolf moms. So alpha dudes are peak mommy energy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No one in the comments seems to remember touch tone phones. Each button has its own note. You would HEAR a wrong number as you pushed it.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Brain good for task. Do task, brain ok. Brain no good spaces between. Goes “AH FUCK, a floating nun I guess!?”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have four contacts in my phone. My wife,my mom, my moms wife, and my work office.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a republican. Swung to centrist first, now vote only blue. It’s not about teams. It’s about least evil. Learned too much to stay red.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, I wanna marry Xena.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My wife found out I had been using the same jumbo size $1 shampoo for 8 years. We went to the store to replace it. She said “no, I got this”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been using the Halyard level 3 Anti-fog masks for 3 years now. They’re great. Just a CP tech though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dash 2!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Left.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I’ve been told I should be a phone sex operator. I’m a dude. My voice is sexy.a nice bass vibrato.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Holy shit you have zero clue what you are talking about.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Carbon fiber epoxy that maintains elasticity for decades instead of 2 to 5 years.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Wireless shifting.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I see “The Brando” on the downtube. But google showed me nothing. Fixed a few shaft drives. They all sucked. Not hard to work on.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Feminists! Am I right guys?!" *reads the room* Oh. I am not right. okay.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In the bicycle world we kinda have this, FATFVCKS. ride to eat.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously. It’s the only MGK I’ll listen to. His rap is MEH, his Pop Punk is “Oh this is fun!l

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I’m glad I can turn it on and off. Nekid=null. Nekid FOR me?= HAPPY TIMES.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’m on hour 13 of a 16 hour shift. I’m just Central Processing. But we’re out of people everywhere. In a children’s hospital.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight white man I want to go there because cake.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Believe the person Mr Rogers knows you can be.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it's a wig, but I'm still allowed to have feelings about it.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Um, ach'shully the correct terminology for 2 tablespoons is a "Spidoof".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am a big angry metalhead and I can tell you. Ms. Parton is a God damn national treasure.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0