AgnosticTurtle

779 pts ยท December 25, 2015


People say shit about me being agnostic when really, I am a Catholic.

I was his turtle. He tried making my believe in turtlejesus so I escaped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything in this world has been completed after this moment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drinking and driving is not ok

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No , who's a good dog? My dog eats my snails.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nuh nuh nuh nuuuh duh dun nuh dun dun dun nuh nuuuuuuuuuuhhhh dum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear it. It's that one song that goes. Duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh....nuh nuh nuh nuuh...nuh nuh nuh nuh...duh nuh duh nuh nuh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes you the asshole I'd slide my dick into

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't be paranoid unless you breaking the law.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've been a hermit on a vacant island since the presidential campaign of 2016. I've come back to the US and I don't know whos president

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies and gentlemen. You can never trust hash again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy salurda

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldnt date her. I would only bang her. She look funky

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

...Watching it makes me more motivated to delete my existence but, really i'll be living in a different state

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day I'm going to disappear from my family and no one will no where I went. I had the inspiration long before the movie "Wild" and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You got that Mexican brick weed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They used chemicals on Syrian rebels. They were Innocent people who were attacked just because they don't fall in line with the regime.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 20

A cil-ed Pen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every gun owner wants an ak. They re just illegal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

My mind won't stop hearing a dog grunt then a dog bark when the kitty wakes up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're lying

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Op, you in the high desert

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This incident will present itself as an issue in your later years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't say he's king.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 88

Somebody put this on Facebook and like it. We can't let this fool win with his antics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The joke is that it's called upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a dog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ribbed shits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0