Nothing I say here should be taken seriously (unless there are real feels involved) but I'll readily admit that my 'jokes' are probably not worthy of upvotes. PS, I like cats, (I have 4 pets and 7 strays) and regularly use bananas for scale.
Nothing I say here should be taken seriously (unless there are real feels involved) but I'll readily admit that my 'jokes' are probably not worthy of upvotes. PS, I like cats, (I have 4 pets and 7 strays) and regularly use bananas for scale.
This gives me palpitations and I'm just sitting at home watching... he should be in the demolition business with balls of steel like that
I've been on Imgur for a while now, and I've seen a lot of stuff, but not much is as deep as this
This will save time carrying things down then loading into the truck, just carry truck up and voilà job done
Low-key being so polite as always
It's not like they'll even remember it, they're all baked anyway
Perfect for relaxing when you're tired
It's even funnier because "bites" (pronounced "beet") is French for "dicks"
Why does my dirty mind go to such deviant places when I read "Santa's sack"?
You spelled "massive shaven testicle" wrong
That IS America's ass
Some people will do anything to get Glade
Excellent but is the watered down Australian beer represented on one of the sides we can't see? And all the animals that'll kill you?
She probably just explained how sorry she feels
*tinted
*Salivating over uncooked bacon
Steak to the heart
Was expecting Cristina Ricci
The hive mind rules us all
1) didn't see original post so don't know what you're talking about 2) I'm just stating the obvious
Everything and everyone in Britain is just really polite and courteous, and they're always obeying the rules, even the ducks
I too would probably freeze up if a walking testicle turned up in my house wearing a pink glitter vest
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4pTr3GLP0KanDxNC/giphy.gif
Don't get me wrong, I love cats (I have a whole bunch) but those hairless satan spawn sphinx cats? Nope
Should have been a yeast infection
nonplussed means both perplexed and unperturbed, and consult means both to give advice and receive it. I have more contronyms if you want
What did you get for your birthday Hannah? Roasted
As usual on building sites, one of them is actually doing something and the others are just watching
Shia Leboeuf
That's a Mini so it's OK