4294 pts ยท April 23, 2014
Terrible at imgur but you guys make my day so I keep coming back.
I just took a full day off to play video games while my boy was at daycare. I cleaned and did yard work.
I will randomly think of it and burst out laughing.
#51 They don't read this bullshit
I know there are a lot of lies on the internets, but I most definitely couldn't shop something like this if I tried.
omg that is terrifying! haha
His face went into deep snow, of course it makes him look big. Easy on the judgement there girly.
Marv: yeah, kids are scared of the dark. Harry: you're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
HA best one yet!
I almost bit my tongue clean off and it was hanging by a thin piece of tissue. Don't worry, you can still talk! Heals quick too!
Awesome timing, OP. I needed this.
Not imprezzed.
Cud not grassp do you even speak Eng...ohhh haha. Nice.
Sea pancake.
WTF I just randomly watched the old one tonight. Are you monitoring my activities?
Isn't every picture of you from when you were younger?
That's awesome! Imgur should help with the jokes along the way!
I will be a first time dad soon. I have been practicing my jokes all year and I am so excited!
Same here! I am a system admin and will never switch to smart phone!
I just read that and came back here to see if someone posted a comment. Crazy, stupid, and sad.
You cussin' me?
I did too! I thought she was at some dude's house and he caught her cheating.
I can turn my wife into a great actress just by putting my dick in her.
This just made my day.
No wonder there aren't any stick figure children. He is doing it all wrong.
Looks really slick though, nice work!
The toucan beak would have been my first complaint. Cool design though!
My Fridays end with my boss asking if my shit is done and then telling me to go home. He rocks.
You spelled jizz wrong.
and seeeeee,
Open your eyes,
I just took a full day off to play video games while my boy was at daycare. I cleaned and did yard work.
I will randomly think of it and burst out laughing.
#51 They don't read this bullshit
I know there are a lot of lies on the internets, but I most definitely couldn't shop something like this if I tried.
omg that is terrifying! haha
His face went into deep snow, of course it makes him look big. Easy on the judgement there girly.
Marv: yeah, kids are scared of the dark. Harry: you're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
HA best one yet!
I almost bit my tongue clean off and it was hanging by a thin piece of tissue. Don't worry, you can still talk! Heals quick too!
Awesome timing, OP. I needed this.
Not imprezzed.
Cud not grassp do you even speak Eng...ohhh haha. Nice.
Sea pancake.
WTF I just randomly watched the old one tonight. Are you monitoring my activities?
Isn't every picture of you from when you were younger?
That's awesome! Imgur should help with the jokes along the way!
I will be a first time dad soon. I have been practicing my jokes all year and I am so excited!
Same here! I am a system admin and will never switch to smart phone!
I just read that and came back here to see if someone posted a comment. Crazy, stupid, and sad.
You cussin' me?
I did too! I thought she was at some dude's house and he caught her cheating.
I can turn my wife into a great actress just by putting my dick in her.
This just made my day.
No wonder there aren't any stick figure children. He is doing it all wrong.
Looks really slick though, nice work!
The toucan beak would have been my first complaint. Cool design though!
My Fridays end with my boss asking if my shit is done and then telling me to go home. He rocks.
You spelled jizz wrong.
and seeeeee,
Open your eyes,