AeonsShadow

32276 pts ยท May 1, 2015


A human repository for useless information.

Well either way she is absolutely BEAUTIFUL

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is REALLY IMPORTANT CONTEXT HERE

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be QUIET DONKEY..... She's OGRE HUNTIN.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KUDZU CONSUME

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babies of every type just love to crawl all over things lol

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EMERGENCY RELOCATION TO FRONT PAGE

9 months ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 8

You seem to be missing the hairpin... Lets get you an extra pointy one!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay but that cover is marketing GENIUS.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stick of the year?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a failure of our teaching system too. Poor thing has been gutted so badly we have huge swaths of illiterate people, no one in newer generations has any semblance of an understanding of taxes or the laws, myself included in that, and the cost to learn is so astronomically high i could only IMAGINE what it would be like to go back to school if I won the lottery.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay, I have a question about this one: on a scale of one to Mount Saint Helens, how bad was this eruption? Cause it looks like the mountain lost a side.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wth lol what is this from?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rebuttal:

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the North american black bear. Small when compared to other species and known to be fairly Docile. (For a Bear. Don't fuck with it.)

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does the president have this power?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 INCORRECT GOOD SIR!

THE CENTRAL LINE NEEDS TO HAVE THE CENTRAL AREA FILLED IN WITH EXTRA MATERIAL ALONG THE CURVE OF THE PECTORALS.

THE BANANA HAMMOCK IS AT THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANGLE WHICH WILL CAUSE IT TO DIG IN UNCOMFORTABLY ON HIS SIDES WHEN STRETCHING. YOU CAN SEE A MUCH MORE NATURAL SPOT FOR THE STRING TO GO JUST A LITTLE LOWER.

I may accept men into the Black tape project BUT I WILL NEVER ACCEPT SHODDY WORK!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So tanned granny! Out of curiosity, why the older lady for Kiwi in particular? I almost expected the older lady for an Avacado.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a microphone and this could be a fusion between Velma and April O'Neil.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How big IS she? It's actually hard to tell.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this was work, I'd reply, "If you are writing me up then be sure to write that the reason is that I was being harassed at work and chose not to engage. I will need a copy of the writeup, and after, can you call in HR? I need to have a meeting with them."

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have replied to the principal, "As you have shown that my personal freedom and time is not as important as hers I will subject myself happily to this forced task. I WILL ALSO be sure to tell my parents of the reasons you wrote me up and I'm SURE they will agree with you that I should not be allowed to have any peace or quiet while trying to study, as I am obviously the less important person here."

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So will Kiwi be Tan with green hair, or be Greenskinned and have tan hair?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She would adopt a kid like this lol.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nat Geo voice: And thus another falls prey to the mighty Mimic... He will not need to feed again for another month, but if needed, could still catch two or three more unthinking adventures before it moves on to it's next trap.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I disagree with #6 because REALLY? That old ass wooden handled knife clashes completely and those Christian mother Mary ones are obviously display only. Girls want FUNCTION AS MUCH AS FORM.

And so if we want Pink may I suggest:

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What i do is attach the raw meat to the bread and cook it meat down. Lightly butter the bread side, flip, add cheese and the other slice of bread prebuttered, and cook to a golden crisp and have with au jus sauce~

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as I want to joke around with everyone this level of a lack of forethought i to how to handle this is both sad and frankly disturbing.

Do made loud noise and bright lights, scaring the animal, who saw the bigger vehicle and shied away. Then he JUMPS OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND JUMPS IN FRONT OF THE SCARED ANIMAL WAIVING HIS ARMS.

SERIOUSLY I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN THERE...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this said she died for a second

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0