AdequateBehaviour

9140 pts ยท November 24, 2014


This is my body And I live in it It's twenty-four and six months old, It's changed a lot since it was new, It's done stuff it wasn't built to do, I often try to fill it up with wine, And the weirdest thing about it is, I spend so much time hating it, But it never says a bad word about me..

Now, it's clear to me that they all have some kind of mental disorder, but give it 10 years and you won't be able to say that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Chard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

How's the weather up there?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

When your mom makes you hug your brother after an argument.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Driving through the peak district earlier, the arseholes ride three deep, so inconsiderate.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sure, they're very uncommon, police aren't afraid to arrest them for fear of being called racist, there wasn't a massive IPCC investigation.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

"Favourite if you hate me"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can it silence the microwave noise so people can't hear me warming up apple pie at 3am?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The upside being she's probably not dead she's just being groomed.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

It's true though, Muslim grooming gangs are very common in London and they prey on poor white chavs, I'm not having a go it's just facts.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 30

Probably been taken by Dan the dagger man from Dagenham.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 49

Doing God's work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Itty bitty titty committee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can anyone less lazy than myself confirm?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every cloud

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wal-Mart of course famous for their large range of ISIS flags.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A litre of vodka and paracetamol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We must deal with it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

A 10-34 is ducks down a well you retard, you're thinking of a 10-35.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

What's not real about it? It's a woman swimming around in a mermaid costume.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Informing the CIA of a terror plot. He was probably playing Angry Birds, shut the fuck up. None of you know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Every time this is reposted there's a you in the comments saying something different. He was texting his mom, telling his nan he loves her..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I do a quick daily mop if you define mop as me walking through the kitchen in socks

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Someone said double dipping is e DLC of Imgur and that's right, it's cancer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fake because nobody has ever said that no anyone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only recently. I replaced the new app with the old one because the new one is shit, so my voting buttons are still on the bottom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1