AdamPrince

15414 pts ยท May 6, 2013


So pretty much like every other one of these "my parents aren't home" memes then. Thanks for clearing that up.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah he'd probably starve to death.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mm yes, quite

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You stabbed them 23 times?! Try not to stab anyone on the way to the parking lot!

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

Ah yes, good ole Martini Shekelbags.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Personally I thought the X-Wing and Thrawn series were fantastic.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's the thing though, the person that made this tweet is politicizing the shooting just as much as Fox News.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it bad that I recognize exactly where that is on the map?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And nothing of value was lost. That joke has been beaten to death ever since Married With Children.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

And Jezebel isn't?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Remember when this happened in New Orleans and it wasn't funny at all? Yet here we are making jokes about people's lives getting ruined.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

To be fair, the result of unprotected sex can be much more dire than not having a tampon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could use that on literally any post on Imgur. If you're looking for original posts or comments, look elsewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On my way to steal yo girl

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

Trump circlejerk so strong that Imgur would rather have someone who literally murdered a room full of children than Donald.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is there some sort of law that says every Star Wars post on this website has to use this pun?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I dunno, I see a lot of pursed lips in that crowd.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her butt is stationary.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Search for Shabby Blue. You can thank me later.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So every black twitter post ever, basically.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something tells me most of those people shooting "fireworks" aren't the people with the concealed carry permits.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

"isn't as good as imgur" v

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FYI if predators didn't thin the ranks of herbivores they would reproduce exponentially until they ran out of resources and then die out.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is probably the only time I'll ever get to upvote a Crucible reference, so +1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's wearing a janitor's jumpsuit FFS, stop trying to make this about her being pregnant.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only so he an dream about how awesome his life is.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So on a scale of 1 to 'Kayne losing his shit on Twitter', how many awards did Beyonce not win?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not the victim here!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0