Actuallybird

5435 pts · July 12, 2015


Not actually a bird

I can hear the sound in the DBZ/Donald Duck one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m only wearing purple from now on. The anticipation....

7 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 1

I guess I wanna have sex with a spider.

7 years ago | Likes 406 Dislikes 2

Must be from Sabre. Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I just want to be PURE

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like 3 eggs in a bag

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Secret ASIAN MAN.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Ope me too

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must be from Wisconsin. They add an S to everything.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, just going through the motions ya know?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol. Actually chuckled. Made me feel better. Thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They know already know. Doesn’t matter. He’s more important then I am to them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got 13/14 contracts signed within the month. Execs say it doesn’t matter and they should have been signed already.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was supposed to send contracts to renew clients after I do my part. Never did it. Hired a new director specifically for that part.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have joined boxing a lot sooner if I knew we got sweet shorts with “BUM” on them.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This man is a representation of all of us. We love him.

7 years ago | Likes 1741 Dislikes 8

Oh look, it’s Thor’s wife.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can you be my dad? I suck at skeeball

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I def thought that ankle was next

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ONWARD! To the front page!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like not funny at first... and then it is lol.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nacho business

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry OP. I thought she looked familiar though... then I saw a Chicago shirt. Are you from the area(northwest suburbs and moved to city)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

According to the NY times article on this, he was also wearing a shirt that said "SECURITY"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hahahaha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should call my dad.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make one for dogs

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoke that marinara.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0