Acmephysicist

2488 pts · August 18, 2014


Head of R&D at Acme

I think the male ones ask for Brian’s

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Before the support guy messaged them asking if I had been in the building today as I was showing away on IM and he needed to speak to me. I rang him and asked what he needed me to do and he repeated what they had been told so I restarted the machine for him and solved the issue. I didn’t mind them being unsure of his phrasing, what annoyed me was them not asking for clarification and being condescending when they asked me to help and I told them what to do

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I once walked in the office & a manager ran over to me as she was on IM with one of our support guys who wasn’t able to remote on to a pc, he asked her to “power it down and then back up” which had caused a panic as her and another colleague were not sure what he meant and didn’t want to ask in case they should have known. I told them to do a shutdown and then turn it on before I was told with a smirk he hadn’t asked for that he asked for it to be powered down and back up. I wished them luck

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fuck that for a game of soldiers

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The pain disappears quicker when attacked by 2 raptors, almost like a miracle....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, that was not nice to watch

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it is from Once upon a time... Life

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The colours and lights are brilliant, keep up the good work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are really good, I love the last one

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whilst Boris is the streak of piss at the front of said skivvies

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Jacko above the taco

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happen. You know, those are opposite roads, I won't say it ever happened to me, but it did

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The media being biased by reporting the truth. I liked the statement "The woman was driving on the wrong side of the road, and that can

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fake News!!! We all know how intelligent and wise he is as he tells everyone often enough, would he really be this stupid? It's just 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I can confirm this is correct

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mythical Poop Saw for when a poop knife just doesn't cut it

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

He became light headed.... I'll see myself out

6 years ago | Likes 393 Dislikes 3

Oversized heart due to all the love he had to share. I'm sorry for your loss OP

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can confirm it is MR W Coyote....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sigh.....unzips

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's obviously working if HR now want to review his "talent"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's one cute murder kitty

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Arniebet, I like it

7 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 0

clearly not....

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for payday until my car's engine stopped working, my wife insisted being able to get to work was more important than red dead

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no expert, so it is a guess but I'd say it was made by a carpenter

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's a long ass day

7 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 1

I never thought of that... time to cut my seatbelts out of the car so people who don't "know" yet can't use them

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is the best one I've seen so far, what a Honda

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0