AcindoTheRed

69 pts ยท February 10, 2018


Joe Frazier gets royalties for that left hook

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is wrong in so many ways I can't be bothered to explain. They want a lot of sex. The end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm eating pizza and cheese fries and now you ruined my whole night thanks mate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have made me happy today. I thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost as rough as soccer hits.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had liquid nitrogen on a wart as a kid. It went big and purple but stayed. Then I was climbing my bros back and slipped voila! No wart.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is so fucking accurate

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I like how shes like. One one one... two.. thr *drink*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been meaning to practice the whole "open the throat so you don't have to swallow" for years now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are weird to me that's for sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number of people I know that own guns: 0. Number of people I know that have ever had a gun pulled on them: 0. But ok America. Freedom right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone must just be more polite in Australia than like every country everyone else is commenting from.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bird used to do this. But it was to people. He fucking hated everyone but never even bit me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly that's not exactly a big or threatening dog he could of easily stolen her shit. But so many people are scared of tiny dogs haha.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn had to watch that twice before I saw how it was done. That's some impressive sleight of hand considering the egg is half her size.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will find you and I will kill you if you don't throw that FUCKING BALL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dynamite Cop.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Incorrect and incorrect.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is true though. When I take a selfie in a mirror I look at the camera lens in the reflection. Seems simple enough.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would marry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

We literally pay to ship FREE things in this day and age.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like shipping a car that "only" costs that much is something beneath your consideration. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Mr. Fancy Cars then. Just Mr. Pretentious Asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I am not looking forward to the day I start getting hangovers. This run can't last forever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really unfair Americans still love guns. Seriously what the fuck?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm too young to depend on someone so fully" Babies first words.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had soooo many russian like GTA images and weird russian text and weird penises but once there was boobs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the selfish part?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make such a fascinating point. "Why educate our citizens when we could just teach them to fire guns at shit"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#10 was LITERALLY pointing into the side of the pool. *Shrug* one of those "Only in Murica" things I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0