Absurdest

1632 pts ยท March 18, 2011


Why are you even here

I bought a package of "teriyaki" jackfruit that was advertised as a replacement for teriyaki chicken. I ate a few bites and threw it away.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the option to continue to ignore them remains.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

BUT DID IT ACTUALLY WORK THO

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, kids are smart like me, and can tell their parents are just fucked up and want the moment to be over.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the more you reassure a kid who *wasn't* thinking that, the more you make them think its true.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd be nice if he actually made that specific argument instead of phrasing it in a way that deniers will latch onto and use.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

...3.5 out of 5 stars is better than most B-movie quality. lmao

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody has a right to be in anyone's life.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daddy taught us not to be afraid of our products

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks way more fun

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's fun to pretend to have an audience even if YOU don't go back and rewatch it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wtb sauce

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*tearing up* N-Nice...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slightly right: it isn't profitable for them to, so they don't. Anyone who tells you otherwise is naive.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch. Direct hit to the weak spot, maximum damage and I'll be crying for 4d4 rounds, thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is it really the thought in gaming that if a game doesn't get big the year it's out then it's a flop?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, we joke, but yeah. That's exactly what they want.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the heck is using a diesel truck to shovel their driveway lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

DO NOT TELL HER ALONE.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And because of that, they will literally not do a shred of fucking shit else to help us. They're disgusting.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, you're paid as little as possible and worked as hard as possible to achieve maximized profit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, I love it and I hate it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found out at 26 that I had 15 stones in my gallbladder. I still shiver about it and yet somehow I want to own that adorable piece of shit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*tony hawk furiously scribbling notes*

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh, right on! Okay, that does make a lot more sense now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That actually does make sense, yeah. I guess fiction tropes over the years have just added a lot of assumptions to the term AI.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

function that it performs then how is it any different from a(n albeit insanely) complex program?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone clear up what makes this an AI rather than a program? I get that it has to "learn" how to do this, but if this is the only /2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0