AbsurdJerk

407 pts ยท June 23, 2014


The username is kinda self explanatory.

God damnit. I need the perfect loop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, someday you will. Just wait for that day, and live your life.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah sure. I shit when i eat, i'm sure everyone does the same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like you. Have an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Is that his butt? Taking a dump would be a painful experience for the butt guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is your dad staring at me?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What, of course not. He's just taking a nap.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The fingers look like balls on the second puppet.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

"Thinking". Ha, good one.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I wear sock on other part of my body. Should i scratch it too?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tortoised?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adopt me, please?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oohhhh, those are feet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One hairy asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a sad bitter man.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Why masturbate alone? Let's join the circle jerk :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shitposting at its finest.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, especially the newborn ra- .. Eh, nevermind.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nice title, asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True true, tbqh i hate it too, fam.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have any. So, meh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a big guy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Upvoted for the battery. I love full battery.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, you got friends? I can be your first one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, you didn't flush your shit? Hardcore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's just wiping his boogers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do what? Take his own life?

10 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

You're fun. Let's be friend.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But, why?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, you just stopped me from touching myself.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0