AbsolutelyNotTheNSA

141368 pts · April 13, 2014


Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black. Tell em I ain't comin' back. Burn the land And boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can't be Since I found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me. If you get this to the front page, I will stop watching all of you for exactly 67 seconds. Thats 67 seconds where you will be completely unmonitored by the NSA.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Minute. The fucker can afford it

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I forgot to use /s and now everyone thinks I'm some asshole ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not American btw.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N...no...you can't do... we're the NSA. I mean not the NSA. Fine! You win this round!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me walk on side of road.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We went through your recycle bin before you deleted them. Answer the door, we're outside.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I will pet him right...wait...did you say now or Meow?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Terrible...wait.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

America by any chance?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to propose a bill forcing Senators to have to read future bills.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terrible tragedy. But the only way to stop another school massacre like this is obviously to arm the fish. /s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait until drug makers decide selling their own through their own portal is better. Imagine early Netflix Vs Netflix/Amazon/Disney+ etc

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye, needs more padding.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

For fucks sake

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think it's probably better to just avoid the Lawless States of America.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Superfresco makes it easy, it's by Graham and Brown.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helloooo my name...is Falconhoof

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a sore shoulder and the chills for a day. Worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it's more likely they were in the crowd shitting on the floor tbh.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Oh you wouldn't believe the cyber. You've never seen so much cyber. The Cybermen, I call them. Cyber...men. ☝️ Beautiful Cybermen.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*radio hiss* We got a trouble maker here...better send out a swat unit.

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm clinically dead and my wife is a stay at home astronaut. Our budget is £4.6B.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It accurately reflects her persona then.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0