AbsolutelyNotABear

3188 pts ยท October 20, 2016


Insert witty profile description. Also, absolutely not a bear.

Or just quit smoking. Or don't I am not your dad

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, stranger

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What film is it? Never saw it

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In germany it is between 35 to 40 depending on your industry and contract

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bring the bear. Ah, I meant beer.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

S'up

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

20 years ago I was nine. So, yeah pretty much

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Well said

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Provideded you're good enough

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or send it to me for safekeeping

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ich kenn das auch. Nur mach ich meistens noch ne Knoblauchzehe mit ran

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So, who wants to buy a flamethrower?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart doggo

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's fucking diabolical

6 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 4

Elon better start selling flamethrowers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Epic Game Store exclusive

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get out

7 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 6

Obligatory fuck you and your happiness

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Classic Barry

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Has she all her Organs?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would date him. No homo.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I work 60 hours a week including traveling around Europe. No time for pets

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Boop the snot

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The goodest boys

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Can we change the beer with something you can actually drink?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius dog

7 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 2

He isn't.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1