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Or on the counter/kitchen table eating something they're not supposed to. Or pissing on the carpet rather than in their litterbox. Giving birth on your pillow. Bring home live rats, snakes, frogs and other nice little treats.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like boob shapes regardless of colour.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably wondering why her tiddy smells weird.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you need an ancient fairytale book to tell you how to be a good person, you are not a good person.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't limit yourself. Despise all religions. Hypocrites, the lot of them.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If U.S. prisons are all about punishment, why not just skip over all the fluff and torture them directly? Start the trial with a certain 34-time New York State felon.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be really funny if a volcanic eruption fucked that shit up just as it is completed.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#2 ...Not entirely sure this could be considered a "girly secret"...

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is one high quality meme right there!

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wish they would've thought further in that direction. There is no need for a Harry Potter series at all; you can tell a different story instead of the old one. Keep the 'Potterverse'; scrap the rehash of the Harry Potter story.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man... Even if I had a billion dollars, I wouldn't be rich for very long. Can you imagine the cost of collecting and sheltering all strays on the planet?

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Even if tariffs are temporarily expensive, I bet they're cheaper than becoming bankrupt because of illness.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone should rename it the "Gulf of Misinformation" and open up a "Trump-brand daycare for the elderly." I'd like to make a reservation for a certain Orange Goo.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there actual evidence for this Kush payroll thing? Because this is the first I've heard of it.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I mean, if you stockpile unperishables like dried beans, rice, pasta, etc. Even if you're wrong, you don't really lose much. With these tariffs, you'll most likely save money in the worst-case scenario.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Start preparing for the famine.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What types of stereotypical questions might a white dude receive? I need to prep.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are work visas impossible over there, or are the companies that hire illegals just too scummy/cheap? Isn't this just bad short-term and good long-term? No matter who you are or where you come from, you should be protected by labour laws and not exploited because of fear. I'm not supporting the Orange diaper stain; I just dislike illegal labour and tend to think logically.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Is that not how it works? I always assumed each person brings a book they recommend, and then they swap for a period?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shh, don't spoil the corporate propaganda! Buy more inflated stocks!

1 year ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

You'll be on a first-name basis with all the ICE agents within the week from all the anonymous reports being made.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

36.33% were okay with any of the options.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Judge a person's character by how they treat those deemed beneath them.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I'd rather not risk an icy lump to the face, thanks.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, he was a Norwegian Forest cat, very different in behaviour compared to the shorthair mixed-breed farm cats I've had.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0