AShortLongUserName

21859 pts ยท March 24, 2016


I like it, it also has some tattoo potential as well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your guy buddy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean a Juicy Lucy?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^^^^^This^^^^^

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Never skip leg day

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish more fighters had this much sportsmanship, too many douche canoe's and assholes in the league

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think this was either at an air show or a practice for one. It was supposed to be a synchronized take off the this planes engine stalled

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fee-fi-fo-fum. Shove it right up your bum.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 does standing in front of a speeding car work?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 6' 3" 315lb. Guy, this is the best way to describe how it feels when I have to work under the dash

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's called instinct

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was actually proven fake but I still think it's a damn good editing job

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The main problem is he is contracted by the air Force and smoking weed can cause you to lose your security clearances

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHES MY CHERRY PIE!!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free candy.... Eh I'd be more inclined if it said free puppies

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've heard this joke before but instead, the one in the balloon is a commissioned officer in the military and the one one the ground was NCO

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have the source but the sound the bird makes is pretty fucking comical

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

PSA: Mixing whiskey with other whiskey is ok though, in fact, most whiskey you buy is made this way.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If you ain't first, you're last

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Minnesota, we're number ONE!!!!!!!!........... wait.......

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I bet she gives good head

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crash course in how to make Arc Flash happen

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same with fishing

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get it, Thousand Acre Wood was in both kingdom hearts one and two.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My cousin used to play for Tampa Bay, now he's back home with us playing for the wild

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ripped right out of Final Fantasy XV. Look up the Quartz Regalia

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*clay

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found a future linebacker or corner.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Taking of Deborah Logan. It's one of my personal favorites

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, piled higher and deeper

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0